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@italktothemoon
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
The kind of night where she wishes she wasn’t living
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot you’ve still put it on the right foot
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
you met a fucking forest nymph
This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche
But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well
And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.
Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.
I love this cautionary tale.
Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.
It’s like this weird compulsion. Like this strange tick they can’t shake. Like “she MUST know. I HAVE TO. I MUUUUUST!”
It’s hilarious and sad. Mostly sad.
all we need is ONE filthy rich lesbian to buy an island and we can get Lesbos 2.0 started
Looking at you Ellen Degeneres
happy pride month, my dudes! have a deadpool-pansexual lockscreen i made out of boredom
child handling for the childless nurse
My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old. Here’s my impressions so far:
Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal. Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.
Age 1 - 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them. There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.
Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.
Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”
Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny. And they’ll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.
This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing kids of various ages
remember when u heard liability the first time and lorde dropped the “girl that i love line” and ur soul ascended but then she went on to no homo it and ur soul crashed back down into ur body with enough force to send u to hell
imagine how many companies are profiting from the idea that “this makes you prettier.” imagine how many companies would go out of business if we all decided to love ourselves as we are
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