Lovergirl✨💗

Don’t bully me, I’ll fall in love with you.

[awstenknight]

Heated Rivalry ↳ 1.01: Rookies

[ilyasmole]

shane + asking for what he wants

[filmtvtoday]

DERRY GIRLS | 1.01

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[my-2nd-account]

[aslongasitsblack]

genuinely imagine you are an in denial eighteen year old gay boy who’s like “okay i dont really care about girls whatever i just like playing hockey and i want to play hockey well :)” and then this mother fucker walks into your life

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

Bonus:

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[itendtowanderoff]

In front of a zamboni i am SCREAMING

[tolerateit]

tumblrinas all across the globe just fell to their knees

[derekstilinski]

⚠️ Visit BADLANDS - Get your passport today! 🩷

[pussymargiela]

[kingsservice]

                                                                  and it’s blue                                                                   and it’s blue

[miamlsunshine]

[rufiiioo]

[miamlsunshine]

[inthenameofloveforthesakeofpower]

Has this been done yet?