[aslongasitsblack]

ilya comes home after a night of drinking and puts “shane hollander highlights reel” on his big tv and stands there with his arms crossed like a dad watching pearl jam concert videos after the pub

[cloudabserk]

happy birthday ilya!!!!

[aslongasitsblack]

shane and ilya

[aslongasitsblack]

i KNOW ilya rozanov always has the fattest screen version of an iphone available with the biggest storage possible and i know he has his brightness all the way up at all hours of the day regardless of what hes doing on his phone and i know he plays reels out loud in semi-public areas and i know shane begs him to get a privacy screen

[cloudabserk]

hollanov baby

[mymoonandmyshane]

shane hollander search history

is it normal to want to crawl inside someone’s skin

is it normal to never want to be without him

codependency definition

is codependency always bad

how to do codependency safely

[swagsmeister]

the dua lipa of it all

[lovefromilya]

happy birthday babygirl

[avantgarden-er]

Imagine meeting your husband at your job when you are 18 and you are wearing a dorky helmet. It happened to my good friends Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov

[grabmyboner]

Yknow that gay bottom phenomenon called ‘hungry hole’ where bottoms literally feel an empty ache from not being full and not having their prostate nerves stimulated? yeah shane gets that but when he does have hungry hole he is an Asshole with a capital A. He’s a complete bitch to everyone. Ilya loves it for a little bit then he has to bend shane over and well shane is LOUD when he gets fucked when having hungry hole. Like he’s moaning like a porn star its crazy

[holyshitrozanov]

This was just episode 2 lbr

[smokingrozanov]

Years after they’re out & married Shane learns that Ilya’s “Montreal girl” had a special nickname in the Raiders locker room: Target Practice. Because she’d always let Ilya finish on her pretty freckles or her little back dimples

[hothockey]

personally i (like shane) enjoy douchebag ilya a lot.

and ☝️ i do think douchebag bisexual supreme ilya should keep a notes app list ranking all his hookups+locations and what they did and how good they were at taking his dick (sometimes complete with contact info for repeats). and ☝️ i do ALSO think the man is aware that There Is A Problem when the top of the list starts looking like:

jane, mtl, first time backdoor like a fucking champ. soaked the bed and me. moaned like dying in reverse. why do some holes feel so much better than others

jane, mtl, nose to the bush and kept me there for fucking forever. fuck

jane, mtl, begged for anal plus two fingers. bit a circle out of my throat. payback with belt to ass after. crazy brown eyes beautiful crying

jane, mtl, thick goddamn sexy thighs. four fingers touching back of the throat and moaning for more. slut slut slut

jane, mtl, two rounds----

[gayhockeyshow]

“You feel it too, don’t you?” Shane is the bravest boy in the world

[ticklefighthockey]

the only piece of book canon I’ll accept is that ilya wore the hawaiian shirt as a bit and then got there and wanted to die of embarrassment because omfggggg why was he wearing a stupid fucking hawaiian shirt in front of his ex

[mina-logan]

Shane is soooo needy.

I can’t share any more than this crop or the cops will come

Full art on AO3

[rival2lover]

the most alive i've ever been but kiss me and i might drop dead

[urie]

really hurts my heart that now that hudson and connor have money they will not be dressing like two guys who just left goodwill anymore which is #hot #to #me

[urie]

im sorry but to me this is the absolute best they have ever looked and nothing comes remotely close