[aslongasitsblack]

ilya comes home after a night of drinking and puts “shane hollander highlights reel” on his big tv and stands there with his arms crossed like a dad watching pearl jam concert videos after the pub

[hudconvent]

i think at the cottage shane is asking to hold ilyas dick while he pisses

[sunnypeachyy]

good morning, I like you ˘³˘

[aslongasitsblack]

shane out and about on his own with their newborn on his chest in a baby carrier being fawned over and doted on by random women in his vicinity and they all say his wife is such a lucky woman and he replies “yes he is”

[jewelcoatfish]

there’s this concept in a [country redacted] showbiz scope that i was made aware of called “following only you” and it’s celebrities/public figures only following their partner on ig. i believe ilya would have a field day with this. one random day he unfollows all the organisations and friends and reduced his following to 1: shanehollanderhockeyplayer

the mlh follow tracker account on twitter goes crazy like ILYAROZANOV81 UNFOLLOWED 138, CURRENT FOLLOWING: 1

[boitterfly]

[ozempicofficial]

[aslongasitsblack]

shane accidentally liking reels like this

[avadaniels]

ilya talking about his boner:

[bisexualrozanov]

Shane + the backwards cap

[aslongasitsblack]

the occasional flop literally resets ur nervous system

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya demanding a kiss in a clingy partner way >>>>

ilya demanding a kiss in a dom top tpe way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[cuppydogshane]

guys can you believe we have hollanov

[shanehollandergirl]

shane moving the clasp of ilya's necklace to the back for him send post

[aslongasitsblack]

hast thou ever touched upon thyself whence?

enough. i shall make haste.

nay sire hollander i wish to lay with thee…

[scunthotter]

Au where taste by Sabrina carpenter is out when Shane and Rose break up and Shane tells Rose about his situationship and how they're back together and maybe are serious. And because Shane is asshole4asshole in all his relationships Rose posts an Instagram reel to Taste wearing Shane's jersey.

[myshangel]

happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king