[aslongasitsblack]

ilya comes home after a night of drinking and puts “shane hollander highlights reel” on his big tv and stands there with his arms crossed like a dad watching pearl jam concert videos after the pub

[shanehollandergirl]

shane moving the clasp of ilya's necklace to the back for him send post

[aslongasitsblack]

hast thou ever touched upon thyself whence?

enough. i shall make haste.

nay sire hollander i wish to lay with thee…

[scunthotter]

Au where taste by Sabrina carpenter is out when Shane and Rose break up and Shane tells Rose about his situationship and how they're back together and maybe are serious. And because Shane is asshole4asshole in all his relationships Rose posts an Instagram reel to Taste wearing Shane's jersey.

[myshangel]

happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king

[swagsmeister]

hollanov grocery run

[emziess]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov Heated Rivalry, S01E04

[entertaining-two]

He’s so boyfriend here! He just wanted to cuddle with the boy he likes and have him stay longer than to have sex, and make him food, and fall asleep together 🥲

[grabmyboner]

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

[grabmyboner]

this broke containment and no one knows it was about Ilya Rozanov’s foreskin

[themoonandmyman]

Of which he has a respectable amount, if consensus is to be believed

[cloudabserk]

happy birthday ilya!!!!

[aslongasitsblack]

shane and ilya

[aslongasitsblack]

i KNOW ilya rozanov always has the fattest screen version of an iphone available with the biggest storage possible and i know he has his brightness all the way up at all hours of the day regardless of what hes doing on his phone and i know he plays reels out loud in semi-public areas and i know shane begs him to get a privacy screen

[cloudabserk]

hollanov baby

[mymoonandmyshane]

shane hollander search history

is it normal to want to crawl inside someone’s skin

is it normal to never want to be without him

codependency definition

is codependency always bad

how to do codependency safely

[swagsmeister]

the dua lipa of it all

[lovefromilya]

happy birthday babygirl

[avantgarden-er]

Imagine meeting your husband at your job when you are 18 and you are wearing a dorky helmet. It happened to my good friends Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov

[grabmyboner]

Yknow that gay bottom phenomenon called ‘hungry hole’ where bottoms literally feel an empty ache from not being full and not having their prostate nerves stimulated? yeah shane gets that but when he does have hungry hole he is an Asshole with a capital A. He’s a complete bitch to everyone. Ilya loves it for a little bit then he has to bend shane over and well shane is LOUD when he gets fucked when having hungry hole. Like he’s moaning like a porn star its crazy

[holyshitrozanov]

This was just episode 2 lbr