[saltoncity]

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

[aslongasitsblack]

shane hollander giggling and blushing and squirming while his big boyfriend talks russian in his deep low voice directly into his ear, mouth moving across the side of his neck

[yeuziu]

"That is enough sharing for tonight, Barrett."

[aslongasitsblack]

no I would love and need to know more about this hc of slutty shane… and now I can’t stop thinking about this

ilya, realizing shane had a reputation he’s implicit in crafting: i have been outplayed by every man in north america

shane: not every man

and shane is so casual about it that it makes ilya MORE insane. because if shane were embarrassed, ilya could tease him. if shane were smug, ilya could fight him. but shane is just like “yeah he had nice shoulders and had just won Wimbledon” and ilya has to stare at the wall for forty-five minutes. and now let’s consider.

ANOOOOON YOU UNDERSTAND

shanes hoe phase!!! his reputation precedes him…

ilya: since when do u keep up with football?

shane: i dont but hes an old…….friend

ilya:

[aslongasitsblack]

shane hollander in a henley…..YOWZA

[starsendlessly]

my good friend shane hollander would love the oscar wilde quote “love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” if he read anything other than hockey non-fiction

[thisfeebleheart]

the chain dangling between them...

[fleabagsversion]

UGHHHHHHHH

[i-fear-gritty]

can we go back to the fact that suckin on your coworkers nipple is pure crazy work

[hudconuinely]

Heated Rivalry + poetry: "Come & Be My Baby" by Maya Angelou

for @peachyjude 💗

[gimmiekiss1221]

shane feeling himself/comfortable in his sexuality and being super vocal about everything he wants for the first time and acting extra slutty bc of it...... ilya going feral over shane's confidence..... that is what's been heavy on my noggin tonight

[gimmiekiss1221]

[aslongasitsblack]

is what we do in the shadows (tv show) worth sticking with or no

[aslongasitsblack]

this guy telling ilya rozanov that he wants to fuck his boyfriend……..oh mama

[bedlund]

getting in my last wishes before filming starts on monday. this is the number one line delivery i HAVE to see in s2

[mndvx]

[bipolar4autistic]

Ilya: you know I instastalk your high school girlfriend to make sure I’m happier than her at any given moment

Shane, really big smile, delighted; I know

[bipolar4autistic]

Ilya posting a TikTok of him holding the cup with the audio I hold in my hand the only 24k gold labewbew