I Think I'm Hysterical

my name is alex and i'll know i've got my life together when i can figure out what to write here

[catchymemes]

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[gahdamnpunk]

Some places don’t even name the charity like you’re just donating to the corporation’s tax writeoff. You’re better off giving that money to a homeless person on the street who needs it more..

[juwudas]

are you ok?

me, between tears: i just wanna make out

[catchymemes]

[minnoux]

[mjalti]

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

[knowwhatimeme]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[solarflare-s]

pshahajsjs my cat, everyone

[princesstigerbelle]

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die

[emmanuelleriva]

FEMME FATALES IN FILM NOIR:

Laura (1944) dir. Otto Preminger Gilda (1946) dir. Charles Vidor Out of the Past (1947) dir. Jacques Tourneur Double Indemnity (1944) dir. Billy Wilder The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946) dir. Tay Garnett The Big Sleep (1946) dir. Howard Hawks Scarlet Street (1945) dir. Fritz Lang The Letter (1940) dir. William Wyler The Killers (1946) dir. Robert Siodmak

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[elizabethtinafeys-blog]

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 5

(the series)