私の奴隷

just put in my nickname stupid random japanese characters to look cool ❕full time asshole

[72tsp]

take to the clouds

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[ithinkiwinaloto]

listen guys

just love someone

this is beautiful

[ithinkiwinaloto]

astrology be like “today libra must fuck virgo if not ur mom gay lol”

[ithinkiwinaloto]

when you have finally opened your fucking restaurant

[ithinkiwinaloto]

[ithinkiwinaloto]

- oh yeah baby call me daddy

- but I call you daddy since my birth

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[ithinkiwinaloto]

when you have finally opened your fucking restaurant

[palerthanthemoon]

Tumblr: LET👏🏻GUYS👏🏻HAVE👏🏻CLOSE👏🏻MALE👏🏻FRIENDSHIPS!👏🏻LET👏🏻THEM👏🏻HUG👏🏻AND👏🏻TALK👏🏻ABOUT👏🏻THEIR👏🏻FEELINGS!👏🏻ERASE👏🏻TOXIC👏🏻MASCULINITY!

Two guys: *look at each other*

Also Tumblr: OMG THEY ARE SO GAY! I WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE THE CUTEST BABIES!! NEW OTP

[dankmemeuniversity]

sometimes when i sneeze i forget everything that happened before i sneezed

amsneezia

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arandomthot]

These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently

[ithinkiwinaloto]

astrology be like “today libra must fuck virgo if not ur mom gay lol”

[sadscreencaps]

[nicejewishguy]

why are 18 year olds so stupid

[starshinie]

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron