dumb bitch

metaphorical whore number four now accepting the fact im now a milf

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

ID: a snapchat message from viren that says "MY ASSHOLE CLENCHED IN FEAR." End ID.

[ithlammedmypenith]

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER THE CONTEXT FOR THIS-

[mephostophilis]

“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart 

[mephostophilis]

past tense is “fucked that up a little bit” 

[vang0bus]

“what’s done is done”

[mephostophilis]

……….. fucked that up a little bit

[shittymoviedetails]

Batman yelling at Catwoman but it’s a meme shirt

[ link to shirt here…]

[ofcoursethatsathing]

This Scorpion Seat is going to get me so many chicks.

[link to get it…]

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hmmm

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