absurd pop song romance

rejoice aromanticism be upon ye

[luntfontanne]

"this has been talked about extensively you're just 21" immediate all timer 🙂‍↕️

[noodleincident]

Same vibe

[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[thememedaddy]

[peach-pot]

to finish out pride month we’re killing off all the cishets of the world. sad, but it had to happen

[peach-pot]

to start out disability pride month I hope y’all feel free to kill off all the able bodied people of the world. sad to go, but it has to happen

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[ozempicofficial]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[stupiddykehag]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[fuckblast]

I like to scroll through is this AI subreddits and here are my favorite non AI photos

Woman with an iguana on her head in a Walmart. Real. Looks weird because of metal poles and subject matter, but commenters were quick to note all of God's creatures they have seen inside the megastore.

My cat got on a counter weird and broke my speaker. Real. Cats are weird. "Surely my cat cannot look like this." Must be new to cats. Some wondered why the brother took a pic instead of preventing a speaker catastrophe, but I think that's explanatory.

And the best

Ice fishing with the dog. Yes that's real. It's not AI and it's not really really shitty Photoshop. The light is reflected up off the ice and removes most expected shadows.