Your trellis is a whore

I'm John - a neuroscience postgrad. I watch too much TV instead of working, but will have to change this if I want to fulfill my dream of becoming an evil scientist in the vein of Topher Brink. Feel free to ask anything, nonymous or anonymous, I'm not that mean.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

you are all probably wondering what is my favourite vine. its this one

[ironmaidenhead]

lesbianrey:

starparticles:

so apparently while Padmé’s handmaidens were training in “handmaiden bootcamp”, Padmé went and joined in on the training pretending to be a handmaiden too to get to know the girls better, and then later revealed herself to actually be Queen Amidala so basically “hi i’m padmé the radar technician”

#i heard padme had an 8 pack (via @lostacanthus)

[the-eoghain]

Olive harvesting

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

[woodlandenjoyer]

Bad and naughty trees go to the

W I G G L E U M B R E L L A

[justgot1]

Why am I laughing so hard at this? I feel like this tree is going WHAT THE FuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU……

[ithelpstodream]

[sufferzone-deactivated20170917]

ithelpstodream:

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[silkrobe]

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

[pleatedjeans]

[asociate]

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

[piecomic]

More Cluster Fudge HERE

[samcsrennie]

[kevinkeller]

[ruinleon-deactivated20150409]

[halcyonstarfish]

Such graceful creatures.

[softlenaluthor]

how to misread situations like a precious human being

[ronweasley]

[kyloshotfirst-deactivated201601]

#you see#one thing that always pisses me off#is when the character runs away from something coming at him#instead of taking two steps to the side#but not bucky#bucky doesn’t do that#bucky’s smarter than that

[shittyidea]

Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system

Bird Music

[thiscolourblue]

This is how they write Jazz

[madlori]

omg this is DELIGHTFUL

[leafcrunch]

every time i see this i feel the need to point out it’s from weird al

[raymukada]