Aki: I thought you might like to see what Haru’s collars look like! His regular collar is the top one. It’s made out of silver though, not steel like the picture. The tiny hole is where the little allen wrench goes to lock and unlock it. It’s actually supposed to go on the bottom so it can’t be seen. Lemme tell ya, it’s not easy to get that tiny wrench into that tiny socket, specially when Haru’s gotta hurry and get to class and I’ve got to get it off of him!
The second one, the turkish round braid, is his daily wear one, except when we ordered it, we had them make that center O-ring into just a knot instead, we thought it still looked too fetishy. This one, Asami had made out of platinum. It’s so pretty!
Haru: They’re both beautiful! I love them both so much that I couldn’t tell you which is my favorite. Except…it really gives me a…an indescribable feeling deep inside knowing that only Master and Aki have the key to this one. *reverently touches the silver collar around his throat* It makes me feel truly…*flushes* …truly owned.
I was so happy when Asami-sama put it around my neck. I could hardly believe they picked out TWO for me. And don’t they have the best taste? They really are beautiful, even more beautiful in person! They really do spoil me so much. *glows with happiness*
Asami: *hooks his finger in the O-ring on the front of Haru’s collar and uses it to lift him up onto his toes, leaning down just a little to close the distance between them, and kisses him hotly, possessively, and oh, so skillfully, leaving Haru a little breathless but no less glowy* Perhaps, little slave, their beauty lies in the setting.
Aki: Well y’know, I’ve always thought those awful old tacky rich women with loud, tasteless, gaudy jewelry and stupid tons of diamonds looked really just gross. I think Asami’s right. Jewelry’s just…stuff. It the way it’s displayed that makes it really beautiful. *turns his head away from Haru and cups a hand over his mouth, using a loud stage whisper that absolutely everyone can hear* Yeah…he’s so spoiled he won’t stop trying to cook and clean and give everybody massages on that cool table he got us for Christmas and run errands…and he won’t stop studying entertaining and cooking and drink mixing and etiquette and Romanian. Spoiled, selfish brat wants to thank Mistress Lily in her own language for the whip she sent him. I don’t know what we’re gonna do with him. *shakes head sadly*
Haru: *laughs and throws arms around Aki* Te iubesc, Aki!
Aki: *grins* I love you, too.
Haru: Vehicolul meu pe pernă de aer e plin cu țipari.
Aki/Haru: *collapse into giggles*
Asami: What does that mean?
Aki/Haru: My hovercraft is full of eels! *snorting laughter*
Haru: To achieve world peace through the power of architecture and kinky sex.
Aki: WHAT is your favorite color?
Aki/Haru: *yelp as Asami drags them out of the room*
Echoing down the hallway…
NO *smack* MORE *smack* MONTY *smack* PYTHON *smack* QUOTES *smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*
