Caught in the Breadlights

Rp blog for AU adult Richie Tozier, 18+, bad jokes, dad jokes, mature themes but no smut, selective, AU, OC and crossover friendly,

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[hazy-october]

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"Hey Richie. I have something really serious to tell you. I just got back from the doctor and they said I have come down with a case of ligma..."

“Ohhhh, ligma bawls, that’s a real serious condition, Eds. Want me to take a look?”

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Richie: Eddie isn't going to answer you, he doesn't know what a vagina is.

Eddie: I do too!

Richie: Ok, what's a vagina?

Eddie: it's --WHUUUUU-- *chokes on food*

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@nowyoudisappear: I was born ready!

Me: No you were born half of Reddie - I’m the other half!

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Hey if you have a favorite window does it mean it’s a “bae” window?

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Climbo

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IT’s Clown - Himbo, Stan, not Clussy - Himbo 

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Climbo

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“You know how it is in quarantine, you eat your breakfast and then you get your pussy smashed.” -An Honest to God thing Eddie Dean just said right now, in my hearing, no joke, even though it’s April 1st 2020.

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Joke’s on you, I’m a fool year round!

[pelcrow]

commission for @brittle-bone-gabe ! i cannot even begin to say how much i loved working on this piece. thank you so much for commissioning me, friend!!

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Please I need sleep

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Listen this is gonna sound weird but I’ve been sharing a body with Randall Flagg for months now and it’s way better than sharing it with a fucking space clown 

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if you think a few months of hiding from a dumb virus is bad try 27 years of hiding from a clown 

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eat spiders see if I care

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hey I’ve been possessed by an evil space clown for like 8 months but who’s counting?

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If “there” wasn’t spelled three different ways I wouldn’t fucking misspell it all the time god