Totally canon quotes from Neo yokio

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Kaz: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Helena: Are you crying?

Kaz: No, I’m having an allergic reaction

Helena: To what?

Kaz: Life

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Arcangelo: I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Arcangelo: I'm a man of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like me

Kaz: You never apologize

Arcangelo: Well, I would if I have ever been wrong

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Kaz: Arcangelo, don’t put your feet on the table.

Arcangelo: Ok boomer.

Kaz:

Kaz: WE’RE THE SAME AGE!

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Helena: [carrying a toblerone] Hey everyone.

Lexy: What are you doing here?

Helena: Charles told me Kaz got hurt so I brought a toblerone.

Gottlieb: Why?

Helena: Kaz loves toblerones.

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Kaz: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

Helena: What? What are you talking about?

Kaz: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Helena: Have you ever met a human woman?

*later*

Kaz: *on the phone with Sailor* Hey, do you have a hairdryer in your purse?

Sailor: Of course, I'm not an animal.

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Kaz, about Arcangelo’s song: I hate this song.

Lexy: Well, you have to admit it’s catchy.

Kaz: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it’s good.

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Kaz: Your heart-shaped sunglasses are very festive.

Arcangelo: I’m in love.

Kaz: With who?

Arcangelo: Myself.

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Sailor: I don’t love people. I love torture, eyeliner, and black velvet - in that order.

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Kaz: Go fuck yourself.

Arcangelo: Fuck me yourself, coward.

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Kaz: I’m the 1930′s.

Lexy: Explain.

Kaz: The great depression.

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Kaz: Demons can be really aggressive so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Jeffery: [Beeps airhorn at a demon] GET FUCKED

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Helena: Am I going too far?

Kaz: No. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Arcangelo: What brought you to me?

Kaz: I threw a dart at a map and it landed in a trash can.

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Gottlieb: Hey Kaz, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Kaz: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Gottlieb: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Kaz: There's plenty of fish in the sea. But you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Lexy: Not sure if you're trying to raise awareness about pollution or if Helena stole Your cupcakes again.