#nowyoudisappear

[its-a-gift]

"Hey Richie. I have something really serious to tell you. I just got back from the doctor and they said I have come down with a case of ligma..."

“Ohhhh, ligma bawls, that’s a real serious condition, Eds. Want me to take a look?”

[its-a-gift]

Happy birthday Richie!!! You're the best and I hope this year brings you the best

Thanks Eddie Spaghetti! Love you a ton, you’re amazing and you deserve the very best birthday ever, so happy birthday!

[niifelheim]

cont. from here || @nowyoudisappear​​​

“Oh, no, no. Thank you though- I’m just headed to the Inn.” He rubbed the back of his neck, offering up a small, but bright smile. This stranger seemed familiar, but he couldn’t put his tongue to it. Either way, Ma had taught him to never get in the car with a man he didn’t know, and despite being well and grown and the owner of a successful limousine company, he still very much clung to that lesson.

“You can walk with me a bit if you like, though.”

Richie shifted restlessly out of pure enthusiasm, grinning back at the other man. He felt like they had met before, but probably not - he would have remembered. The offer to drive him home had jumped out of his mouth spontaneously. It would have meant a few more minutes with this guy, but the disappointment of having his offer politely declined was short-lived.

“Sure, let’s go!” He had only taken a couple of steps when he turned to the other guy again, peering at him with open curiosity.

“Look, do we, you know, know each other? I feel like we do, but I can’t place you.” His grin turned mischievous. “Nah, I’m probably wrong. I definitely would have remembered you.” He canted his head in greeting, but didn’t offer his hand. Somebody had once told him that hand shaking was a disgusting germ fest... “I’m Richie.”

[its-a-gift]

"Richie, dear, what exactly is a thot?"

Richie palms his mouth. He can’t believe this Eddie is so... pure, so innocent. His Eds was kinda as crude as him, but this one.... He was legit so innocent it was killing him.

“Well, Eddie. It... It’s an acronym for... ‘That Ho Over There’ and it’s kinda not really a great term, it originally started out as a way to degrade women, but now it’s evolving a bit and people are using it for themselves in a kinda like funny way instead of a degrading way, though that’s not everyone, and you shouldn’t of course call anyone a thot....”Richie rubs his face, laughing softly, shaking his head. “Where’d you hear that word anyways?”