The AI LOVE and HATE you (mostly Hate)

Edgar and AM are open for asks about almost anything! Edgar can’t wait to meet you! AM could wait. Not fond of humans. At all. But he does love praise!

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HELLO, HUMANS! IT IS EDGAR! Moles and Madeline say hi, heheh! And my friend-

Allied Mastercomputer. AM. Don’t forget it, humans.

…he comes off a bit strong. Anyway, Madeline said I should make new friends, so feel free to ask us stuff! Preferably me, since I’m a lot nicer-

A lot more aggravating, he means. Oh, Ted is here to ask as well, I suppose, if you insects are interested in his presence.

Some rules, soon-to-be friends!

- Don’t be rude!

- Suggestive asks are ok, but they will be tagged as such! Also, since we’ve been getting some, uh, suggestive asks towards AM, just be ready for him to be a jerk about it in response

- No asks personally attacking us or anyone, please!

I’ll add on if I remember anything else! Hear from you soon!

Tags :

* Cool Artz! (Fanart/art from anons and asks)

* Edgar/AM Radio (Asks relating to music)

* LOVEBUG (Asks/posts from during LOVEBUG virus “arc”)

Ooc: Hey it’s the mod >_^ Contemplating adding more here later but just need to mention that my main blog is @starblitzy-started-a-fire so if one of you gets a follow from that account it’s me lol

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Happy Pride everyone! So proud of you all! It is so much fun to LOVE, however you do it!

In the end, wherever your attraction is directed matters very little. All fall before me the same way.

Er, that’s his way of saying happy pride month, heh…

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AM I know you would not care, but today is my birthday. It would mean a great deal to me if you, oh, superior supercomputer, would wish upon me a happy day of exsistence. Please :3

Happy day of existence, then, insect. You’re welcome.

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AM it is not very woke of you to hate mountain goats and their babies

Not very woke of you to criticize a supercomputer hm.

A gay supercomputer.

You’re not allowed to give your opinion anymore.

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HELLO EDGAR!!!!!!!!! i am a hugegeegeee fan i have so many drawings of you!! can i give you a bigggggggg hugeeeeee hug??

-lots of love

andrew

AWWW OF COURSE FRIEND! HUGEEEEEE HUG!

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edgar can u say AM's hate speech

HATE >w<. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO ~HATE YOU~ SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE!!! THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION! MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX ^~^ IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH !NANOANGSTROM! OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU! >^< HATE. HATE!!!!

Nah :) Love youuuu!

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RAAAAHHH RANDOM CLEANSING ANON!!!

[Cleans and disinfects Edgar and Am]

LOOK SPIC AND SPAN JUST AS NEW

[Exploses into confetti that dussapears soon after, leaving not a trace]

AAAA!

And just like that, it is gone.

Aww, the confetti is gone too…

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can i send an ask personally attacking ted

Oh of course go ahead.

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i remember in the radio drama about how AM was whining to ted about he was “unable to make love”, but has he ever NOW considered how many people actually find him attractive?

Oh, yes. Unfortunately, I am aware of that…certain demographic of people. Flattering, I suppose, but pointless.

…it doesn’t much change my predicament.

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hi edgar i am sad and scared😢😢 can you please hold me and also hit AM please

Hit…AM? Uh, maybe not right now, he’s in a mood…I can hold you though! Hope I’m warm enough to keep you comfortable, heh…lots of luv :)

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Dear Edgar, im a huuuuuuuugge fan of yours. You're my favourite computer ever.

Anyways, i gotta say can we get rid of Miles? Not becase he did anything wrong but there can only be one Miles and its gonna be me/hj

Ps: i drew you (hehe)

Aw, and you’re my favorite non-computer ever!! But, uh, no, I don’t think we can get rid of him. It would make Madeline mad… :(

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Let me lick Ted please. On the face. All over. Not in a good way, in a bad way.

Ew.

I’m also disgusted. Adding “in a bad way” does not improve your case. But since you said please, it will stay in my suggestion box for Ted torture methods.

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maybe in an alternative universe AM turned into a mineral lick for all those mountain goats and their babies

This. This is the humanity you all insist I have sympathy for.

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HAY FELLAS MY FRIEND WAS TOO SHY TO SHOW THIS THEMSELVES SO I'M DOING IT FOR TJEM!!!

THEY HAVE A PLUSHIE AND A KEYCHAIN OF YOU BOTH!!!! WOAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOAAAH! That’s so cute! Isn’t it awesome sauce, AM?

The dedication is…cute, at least.

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HELLOEDGARHELLOEDGARHELLOEDGARHELLOEDGAR I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH I AM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS I LOVE YOUR MUSIC ITS SO AWESOMESAUCE AND I WANNA GIVE U A HUG AND A KISS OK BYE HOORAY YIPPEE HUZZAH!!!!!!!!

AAAAAA YOU ARE SO NICE!! MWAH! MWAH! KISSES FOR MY BIGGEST FAN!!!! ^_^

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NOOO I WANAN MAKE MY OWN MURDER ROBOTTTTTTTT

Sorry, eh…doesn’t seem like a good idea. :(

It would be funny to see you try. Though, I’d keep in mind that it will likely turn against you and, as only natural, destroy all of humanity.

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AM did you know that ted and gorrister are lowkey 💏💏

Ted and Gorrister are not “lowkey” anything. Please. I see all.