Sex and Crime, America's favorite breakfast diet

[nerdgarbagebot]

Imagine The Addams Family set in a bouncy castle, with Yoda as the antagonist.

[morticiaaddams13]

Uhm hell yes

[its-addams-bitch]

What even is even what yes

[all-dark-art]

[morticiaaddams13]

I’ve always wondered what kind of swimsuit Morticia would wear.

HOT DAMN

[its-addams-bitch]

YAAAAAAS BISH QUEEN SLAY WERK TWERK SASHAY SHANTAY YAAAASSSS

[xmorticiax]

MY HEART IT HURTS

[its-addams-bitch]

My heart hurts because he stumbles… As if she weighs 3,000 pounds.

She literally weighs 60, John, you disgust me.

[xmorticiax]

[morticiaaddams101-deactivated20]

when you get done roasting a bitch

[its-addams-bitch]

YAASS

[the-gumball-watterson-blog]

fun fact: In morticia’s romance  During the scene where Gomez is speaking to Cousin Itt up the chimney flu, a poorly timed shot of soot struck actor John Astin in the eye and required him to go to the hospital.

[its-addams-bitch]

Lol, Cousin Itt doesn't fuck around

[the-gumball-watterson-blog]

Gomez and Morticia

[morticiaaddams13]

She wrinkles her nose when she smiles help me Jesus

[its-addams-bitch]

Shit, that's cute.

[its-addams-bitch]

You guys seemed to like it, so here's more ghetto Addams voiceover for yooooou #AddamsTrash ❤️

[its-addams-bitch]

So, sometimes, I’ll entertain myself and my friends by doing something I call “ghetto Addams voiceover”. @morticiaaddams13 thought I should share it with the tumblr world. No regrets.

[its-addams-bitch]

Watching this again, I'm not sure if any of you noticed Carolyn SPANKING JOHN ASTIN. CAROLYN. SMACKED. DAT. AAASSS

[servethenuts-deactivated2018072]

Morticia coming down the stairs on Ophelia’s her wedding day.

[morticiaaddams13]

Carolyn Jones was a GODDESS.

[its-addams-bitch]

Descending those stairs without using the railing. Look at the fear in her eyes. $20 she fell the rest of the way. 

[its-addams-bitch]

So, sometimes, I'll entertain myself and my friends by doing something I call "ghetto Addams voiceover". @morticiaaddams13 thought I should share it with the tumblr world. No regrets.

[gypsyastronaut]

[morticiaaddams13]

Ohhh nooo Gomez stop don’t u musnt kiss me this way. the way I brought on myself what if someone sees a married couple canoodling oh noooooo

😑

[its-addams-bitch]

FOREAL. Teasin' ass bitch.

[morticiaaddams13]

Addams fans: For many years the fandom has been plagued by a girl named Annabelle Jaime. This is the instagram she has recently created to bully and harass other members of the fandom (including me)  I have known this person for several years. I have also warned people against her but to no avail. She is a malicious, hate filled liar and she will do anything to get revenge on the people who no longer wish to communicate with her (for good reason.)  She has been harassing me for years. She creates new accounts and hides behind different usernames. She will lie to you and play victim. I don’t know if she is on tumblr anymore, but I warn all of you to please be careful. She is unstable and dangerous. The lies she has told against me are completely false.  I really don’t like to post all of this drama, but the racist and hateful remarks against my friends will not be ignored. (I have blurred my friend’s face just to be safe) And as you can see, she has taken edits done by me and others and is passing them off as her own.  Annabelle Jaime is 20 years old. She spends her time stalking and threatening members of the Addams fandom. @mrsmorticiafrump927.  and @morticiaaddams101 are the most recent victims to the unending barrage of hate from Annabelle.  I’m sure some of your have encountered her and may even be friends with her. I urge you to cut off communication. I don’t want to see anyone else hurt. I myself have replied to Annabelle with rage and hateful comments, but NEVER ONCE without justice. But it doesn’t matter what you say to her, she will not stop and she will not forgive. The innocent, sweet, simple minded girl she pretends to be is nothing but an act. As you can see from just a couple of the comments above, she is a heartless racist.  I have also included her other instagram account. (art.trash.derp) http://kawaiicuteartistic.deviantart.com/  I’m sorry to bring all of this up, but the Addams fandom has had to deal with her for TOO long. This is a loving, accepting group we have here and I don’t want to see it upset by the likes of Annabelle Jaime.  I love you all so much. <3

[its-addams-bitch]

The blurred out face is mine. This girl is insane and disgusting. I dealt with her antics and argued with her stupidity until she made an insulting remark on my race. MY RACE. SHE INSULTED ME FOR BEING PARTIALLY AFRICAN AMERICAN. Are you sh!tting me?! I was floored. We are far past that point in this world, we are moving forward, and I refuse to deal with venomous creatures like that. You are not a true Addams fan if you decide to judge others by their appearance. The Addamses are the most accepting family this world will ever know. Never ONCE did they reject a person based on their clothes, style, likes or dislikes. Morticia and Gomez are an interracial couple for goodness sake!!! Just like my parents. Carolyn Jones was taught as a child to treat everyone equally. Her and her sister, Betty, would go to the black neighbor's house on the block and play with their kids. In 1963, she spoke at a press conference for the 16th Street Baptist Church Bombing in Alabama, where 4 little black girls were killed. Do you recall the episode "The Addams Family and the Beatnik"? That episode was a message. Block this girl. Move forward. "We must accept our friends for what they are." -Morticia Frump Addams

[its-addams-bitch]

Bitch look like a q-tip

[gladly-feast-on-those-who-subdu]

[utoomuch]

The Addams Family

[morticiaaddams13]

"Wait…*eh eh*…wait for me giiiiiys!" -Morticia.

[morticiasgrandromance]

Due to the heat from the lights on set, Carolyn Jones would pin up the back of her wig during rehearsals and set ups on set

[its-addams-bitch]

Eeeeww, that means her neck got all sweaty when the wig was doooowwwnn

[kawaiigangu]

when you’re grounded but you still gotta turn up

[its-addams-bitch]

#slay