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@its-all-about-the-stros
Someone called the house today looking for “Miss Gladys” and I told her that no one lived here by that name.
So she said are you sure? And repeated the name, and that’s when I realized she was trying to pronounce “Melquiadez”
Truly the worst pronunciation of my dad’s name that I’ve ever heard.
Me: *ranting about the texans* Mom: "it's nice to hear you talk about something other than corona virus."
What the fuck is BOB doing??????
Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.
The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.
The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.
It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.
Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?
yep.
I think at least part of this is that pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years.
You can listen to a Top 40 station now and hear a song from 10 years ago easily, even songs from the 80s or 90s on special occasions (which might just be the Nineties at Noon or whatever every single day).
A Top 40 station in the 80s? Played the current fucking Top 40 and that was it. You were lucky if you heard a song that was one year old, definitely never ten. I was born in 1979 and heard almost no music from before I was born until high school or college. If you wanted to hear anything older than a year, you had to listen to a classic rock (late 60s to 70s) or oldies (50s to early 60s) station. There was nothing earlier than that on the radio.
A restaurant was playing What a Feeling, from 1983. 28 years before my son was born. That’s the equivalent of hearing a song from 1951 in the late 80s, which just did not happen. Even for an oldies station, it was hard to find anything that old.
VCRs were just getting big in the mid-80s, but there was a limited selection of videos you could buy (or even rent) for them. Most video rental stores didn’t bother to stock TV shows, it just wasn’t worth it. (Few shows were even released on VHS.)
So you could generally watch recent movies and “classics” but if you were looking for some random movie from the mid-70s - that’s only ten years previous - you were mostly out of luck. Imagine looking for a movie from 2006 right now, and you can find maybe the top-grossing ones and a few that won Oscars, but Night at the Museum? The Devil Wears Prada? You’re shit outta luck. That’s what it would have been like looking for movies from 1976 in 1989.
So for those of us who grew up in the 80s and early 90s, pop culture had a hard limit of about a decade, if that. By the late 90s, the internet was good enough that music was starting to stretch that, but you still couldn’t really get video through the internet and DVDs were still catching up in terms of what was available. You didn’t really get entire seasons of TV on DVD until the early 00s - the first season of The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, wasn’t released on DVD until 2001.
Anyhow, I think that’s why a lot of older millennials and Gen Xers are having trouble wrapping our heads around the idea that the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago. Because we grew up in a world where if you heard a song regularly, or watched a movie or a TV show that wasn’t late-night reruns, it had probably been released within the past 5 years, and almost definitely within the past 20. Our brains haven’t quite gotten used to hearing a new song followed by a 30-year-old song on the radio and not just being able to find any decade-old movie at will but seeing gifs of decade-old movies almost daily. Our brains think that means those things must still be new.
I have never heard anyone explain it so clearly before. And I LIVED it.
I love this cat. Like, I love him, but also, he’s stupid.
i solemnly swear i’m up to no good
HOLY SHIT
The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.
@quantumghosts
#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams
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These last few days have been brutal as an astros fan.
They broke the rules and they were rightfully punished, but it’s kind of annoying how they’re painting this as some great travesty against the sanctity of the game. Or acting like this is the worst thing to happen in the history of baseball.
MLB has employed racists, alcoholics, drug abusers, steroid users, wife beaters, etc. Just in the past year they’ve had a player overdose on opioids that were given to him by a team employee, and another player arrested for transporting a minor in order to have sex with her. A few years ago a team had players accused of forcibly masturbating other minor leaguers.
Stealing signs has always been a part of the game (just like scuffing the ball or using pine tar), they tried to use technology to get a competitive edge, they were told to stop, they didn’t, they got caught, they were punished. This isn’t the end of the world.
I also hate how they’re framing this as an “astros scandal” instead of a “baseball scandal” it’s naive to think they were the only team doing this.
just to fuel the discourse reblog this with where you’re from and whether you pronounce “twenty” so it rhymes with “funny” or “plenty” (in other words, with a short u sound and silent t or a short e sound and pronounced t).
i’ll start: usa/california/”funny”
what an awful 24 hours it’s been as a houston sports fan.
of course the texans are gonna blow this
Indiana bones
This. This threw me for a fucking loop.
nice of the texans to finally show up
Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (part 2)
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit