It's All About First Impressions.

The Rants and Raves about daily things. I mean we all have somethings that just makes us want to bash someone's skull into a wall but at least it's the action that counts and not the murderous thought. You might want to be weary of the very foul language I do use. I'm sorry if you are offended by maybe you shouldn't be here then.

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Big. Rich. Texas.

First we'll start off with the big Bitch of Texas.

Pam.

Now I found this show a couple of days ago when I was up at the butt crack of dawn. Now the first thing I noticed about this women, Pam.

I. Love. Her.

She's a bitch to the country club drunk and daily tries to put her in her place and goddamn is it wonderful. Now, I'll get Bonnie and Whitney later, and it won't be pretty.

Now Pam is a strong women and it's absolutely wonderful to know that there is a women like her that will smack a bitch down and call a hoe out when she needs it, and she makes me laugh 20% percent of the time when she is on screen. Usually I hate women like her but she holds the string that will ruin shit. Power = everything life motherfucking lesson.

Hannah.

I don't really think I have that much to brag/nag and or complain about other then she has shitty choice in friends. *coughwhitneycough*

Connie.

At first I was like "Wow! What a bitch!" then after a while she was pretty cool so my reaction to her was "Nevermind this chick is great!" Then she blew up when Bonnie mentioned that she should get some work done. Then I was like "da fuq did I just watch?" And it completely blew my goddamn mind, because a couple episodes later she actually does it and I swear up and fucking down, if I could lift the table and flip it I would of.

I'm not sure exactly what she does, Is it like an expensive thrift store for Texas women? Ya' know filled with gucci and gabbanna (sp?)? I just don't completely understand. If Texas survives after 2012, I might just take a trip to Texas to visit this women's shop and Jesusland.

But I mean her attitude is pretty terrible at times, but otherwise it's pretty good.

Grace.

This girl is pretty awesome, and honestly I've got almost nothing to rag on this girl about. I know, I know SURPRISING!

But seriously chicka keep being a real friend.

You and Kalyn can be homies 4 lyfe.

4ever.

Leslie.

At first I was like, "What is this dumb beauty pageant problem?" Then I realized she is the best godmother ever. She's had some serious fucked up ideas like mentioning John while at lunch, or Bring Kalyn's real mother and sometimes she dresses like a slut.

But I mean botox, and that hair job? I don't mean to rag on rich texas women who are idiots, but hey! I can.

Kalyn.

I love you.

All of my feels are for you. I've been bullied most of my life. So I kinda know where you are coming from. I don't live in California but I live in a state near it. The girls are just as rotten. Pageant or not, you are a really pretty girl and it's not fair that they were talking shit. Just remember they are all going to die one day. But you were on a motherfucking tv show.

To be Continued....

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Warning Language: I lied, ya'll girls are cunts.

Seriously? What the fuck are you trying to prove jumping Elease like that? You should be fucking hospitalized for being such cunts. 

Amy, I thought you better. Now you are a nasty cheating hoe. I am taking all the nice things I said back because you are nothing but a two-faced son of a bitch. 

Erica, you are THE house cunt. I thought you were going to stick up for people. No you are the "Leader" and that's just fucked up. I'm waiting for your ass to get one hell of a law suit. 

Mimi, I am EXTREMELY disappointed in you. I thought you were the one who was going to be the good one. Well fuck you too! You just lost a fan. I am a faithful fan too. Hoe. 

Dani, I just don't fucking understand. I don't care. I don't like you anymore, and well I could careless.

Gabi, I'm ASHAMED to have the same name as you. You are nothing but a giant ass bully. Just like your sister.

Gia, I. Don't. Even. 

Fuck this show. These girls should be shot. So should the producers. 

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Fuck, what have I gotten myself into? That's right stupid fucking reality shows. First I'm going to go off on the show “The Bad Girls Club” Da fuck is this show even about yo? Not maturity that's for sure, even morals. But I actually want to talk about the girls who are on this season's “Bad Girls Club.”

Amy; Please go back to school. PLEASE. I'll call for the bus.

Honey, you look like a retarded barbie doll, you even talk like one. Edit: You are a lying cheating hoe.

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Fuck, what have I gotten myself into? That's right stupid fucking reality shows. First I'm going to go off on the show “The Bad Girls Club” Da fuck is this show even about yo? Not maturity that's for sure, even morals. But I actually want to talk about the girls who are on this season's “Bad Girls Club.”

Jenna; You are the dirty vagina. Goodbye!

First off, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR EMOTIONS? Do they have a on/off switch? Because every time I see you on the confessional or whatever the fucking Christ it is, you have the same blank expression. It makes me want to buy you a expression book and then hand deliver it to you with a slap to the face. Now I know I am being quite a bitch about this but, this is why women are the butt of jokes. Also one more thing about your goddamn face. Those. Eyebrows. I'll send along some stickers with the book.

Now your attitude is a fucking disgrace. I hope you feel terrible, I REALLY do.

But as I was looking at your pictures on Oxygen.com, annnnnnd well let me clear some shit up girl. If you, Jenna, was a nerd, I'd be a mother fucking superstar. You are a party girl who think that it's alright to say “Nerd” like the scene bitches do. Yeah that's right, compared yo ass to a scene girl.

Also weaves are N.A.S.T.Y.  

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Thieves, They Fuck Shit Up.

When one thinks about Thieves they think "Men in black pants, striped shirt and a little mask." Or one that I enjoy more. "Hot, sexy women in leather. Ninja-ing their way around a diamond store." But in REALITY it could be your Sister, Brother, Mother or even your Father.

But in this lovely rant, it was my best friend at the beginning of high school. We'll call her Sam, because that's the women's name. She had a bit of a habit that well no one could really do anything about because, Her mother wouldn't listen to anyone. We could of told the police about but what proof could there of been? Oh well maybe the texts she sent everyone and the Facebook posts she would make about stealing it. And by it we mean Money and by Money we mean by the Hundred bills. Now you're probably thinking, 'How the fuck does that go unnoticed?' Well they noticed but never did anything about it. They were a higher class then most so money wasn't a problem.

As time passed Sam would spend it on people and have them take it and go get her stuff when she couldn't leave campus but the great thing is she would let you have the rest of the money. She would be like, "and get yourself something while you are there." Or "Just take it." Well if anyone ever says that to you. You 1). Throw it back in their face and call them a dirty liar. and 2). Fucking tell someone that they have been stealing from their parents. For fuck's sake. Because eventually it is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

But the for sure way that something that can be done please call the Police. It's simple I'll even include the number. #911

They may hate you for a long time but seriously what kind of friend are they if they will steal from their parents. Is your stuff safe?