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❛If EXO attended Hogwarts

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Obviously Ravenclaw, too smart for any other house

Seventh Year but everyone is surprised bc the guy looks younger than Sehun

Muggle-Born, proud to be the first wizard in his family line

Not into Quidditch like the others

“What’s the big fuss over it. You can hit balls in your free time, too, you know.”

Really into Study of Ancient Runes

Has a tailless rat that he adores and sneakily brings to classes

Suho:

Do I see another Ravenclaw here??

Seventh Year and Head Boy of his house

Pureblood

Really high key into Quidditch and is the friend you see waving a giant flag around in the stands

Doesn’t have a favorite class but really hated the flying class

“I’m sorry for my fear of heights, okay? Not every sane person out there would like to be 50 meters into the air, ready to fall to their death.”

Has a pet toad because ‘they’re not chosen often’

Yixing:

Slytherin (oh wow) who is the sweetest person you will ever meet

Literally has no idea why he’s in this house until he shows how fast he can take action and how lowkey ambitious he is towards everything

Seventh year

Pureblood

Makes up ½ of the Quidditch commentator duo - this is the only time you will hear his outside voice. Especially if Slytherin is facing Gryffindor

Jongdae and him will fight for days on who’s Beater is better

Enjoys care of magical creatures because he grew up with these kinds of things

Pet horned owl that loves him as much as he loves it

Baekhyun:

A highkey boastful ravenclaw who loves to brag about his grades

Sixth year who could have skipped a year but too lazy to do so

Half-Blood

Not too lazy for Quidditch because he grew up in a family who were all promoted to captains

Not a captain lol, he’s a Seeker though

Loves, loves, loves Transfiguration because he likes to change his appearance and mess with people

Loves his barn owl to death and will protect it with his life if anyone tries messing with her

Chen:

Gryffindor for sure, have you seen his short fuse

Sixth year but acts like a second year

Muggle-Born

Makes up the ½ of the Quidditch commentator duo - gets really loud and annoying when his house is playing

“THERE GOES OUR STAR PLAYER KIM JONGIN ONCE AGAIN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BLUDGER. HYUNG IS SO PROUD”

Surprises everyone when he says he loves arithmancy, definitely not something they expect from him

Owner of a screech owl, is this even surprising

Chanyeol:

Hufflepuff

Sixth Year who is too tall for his broomstick but makes it work

Pureblood

Beater on the Quidditch team, swings are too powerful for even the ball itself

Ends up always getting help from Baekhyun and Suho for homework. Sometimes gets them to do it

Skips a lot of classes to listen to muggle music but will always attend muggle studies for some reason

Pet Persian cat who he’s charmed to change fur colors to match his varying hair colors

Kyungsoo:

Nicknamed ‘Invisible Headboy’ for Slytherin

Doesn’t care what you’re doing, as long as it’s not bothering him

Fifth year who got his letter a year late (rip)

Half-Blood but don’t talk to him about it unless you want to be thrown down the stairs 

Really likes Astronomy bc he spends most of his time gazing out the window in every class

Has the most parts in the Muggle Music’s band, highkey loves it

Has a Scottish Fold cat who he’s purposely trained to bite Baekhyun and Chen

Kai:

Beater for Gryffindor’s Quidditch Team

Fifth year Pureblood who comes from a strong line of Ravenclaws

“I don’t know what happened, mom. I told you I wasn’t your son.”

Favorite class will be apparition as soon as he can take it

Future endeavors will include randomly appearing in a friend’s dorm to play with their pet

Always lending a hand to teammates during practice, and sometimes for other house’s if they ask nicely

Has an owl who hates him for no reason except for that time he bumped into its cage

“IT WAS ONE TIME, PLEASE LET IT GO”

Sehun:

Hufflepuff’s Quidditch Captain

Fifth year who hangs out with the older years more than with peers from his own year

Muggle-Born

Have you ever seen a Hufflepuff be so sassy and mean because here’s your chance

Adores Herbology but will never admit to it. Instead, he claims Charms to be his favorite

Pet Toad he snuck into his pocket during his first year, refusing to use it in his potions

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Hi everyone! I’m not sure if I’ll be coming back to this account just yet, I’m still debating on it. But I’m the meantime, I’ve moved to another reaction account that does a variety of groups. You guys can find me as Admin Kiki if you’re interested in seeing my other works there :)

Shared reaction/scenario blog;

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❛retro sehun ➶admin lele

Ξ r e q u e s t Ξ

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Me: is genuinely happy and enjoying life 

Anxiety:

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When You Have a Cute Sneeze

Xiumin;

Thinks of how pure and innocent you are and how you need to be protected at all costs from the world.

Luhan;

Him: “You have such a girly sneeze.”

Kris;

He was starstruck with the sound you made and fawned over you.

(Y/N): “Please stop talking about it.”

Him: “...So cute.” 

Suho;

Him: “Didn’t I tell you everything about you was attractive? Even your sneeze is.”

Lay:

Him: “Was that the cat?”

(Y/N): “Yixing-”

Him: “Shit, wait. We don’t have a pet. Was that you?”

Baekhyun;

Instead of making fun of you like you would have expected, he started to fanboy over how adorable you were and couldn’t stop complimenting how cute your sneeze was.

Chen;

Him: “There’s this saying that a girl will sneeze near cute guys. Is that what’s happening right now?”

Chanyeol;

He wanted to hear it again and so for the rest of the day, he tried different ways to make you sneeze. This included using a feather, pepper, and even dust from underneath the tv stand.

Kyungsoo (D.O.);

Internally, he thought it was the most precious thing he’s ever head. Externally though, he just said the normal ‘bless you’.

Tao;

You scared the shit out of him, to be honest.

Him: “whAT THE FU-”

Kai; 

Ended up sneezing right after you and didn’t have the chance to compliment yours because he was too busy trying not to sneeze on his food.

Sehun;

Literally mocks you by pretending to sneeze an octave higher so his could sound girly af.

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PLAY ‘THE EVE’ AT MY FUNERAL SO Y’ALL CAN HAVE TWO REASONS TO CRY

[chouxiu-deactivated20170612]

how do sehun stans deal with sehun, like one second is giggling and being cute with his hyungs and the next he is sitting half naked as water sprays over his head and soaking his shirt so that we see his abs through his shirt while he sits there stoically like are y'all ok

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Merry Christmas 🎄 🎁 😘😘😘

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :) <3

[minsuag-deactivated20190111]

first it was making fun of taehyungs grandma dying and now its making fun of a bts fansite owner dying. and everyone says army are the worst. miss me with that bullshit yall just as ugly. 

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I literally cannot with your shitblog reaction. I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud. It's currently 11:30 PM where I'm at. Welcome back fam. Tacos Al Carbon

You need to sleep omg but I'm glad you liked it! Thank you c: <3

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carne asada

That actually looks good 👀🍴

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Spread the word Chanyeol is a furry

I knew it

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Papa frita

Mamasita

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When You Have a Shitpost Blog

Xiumin; 

He gives you this look that lets you know that he’s a little weirded out by how often you reblogged photos of him with “yasssss daddy 😩😍🔥”

Luhan; 

He’s got no problem with it other than the fact that you used to stan D.O. very hard and it made him a little jealous.

Kris;

He thought you were joking, no way could his girlfriend be one of those hardcore fangirls. He soon found out he was terribly wrong.

Suho;

He wasn’t one to judge someone who was so close to him but even he couldn’t help the thoughts of you being secretly crazy from coming up.

Lay;

As expected, you only reblogged and posted photos and posts that highlighted his cute, funny, and greatest moments. He was happy you ran such an innocent blog. Until he came to the bulge post.

Baekhyun;

He found it by accident when he was using your laptop and reading your posts/comments made his year.

Chen;

Him: “So when you asked me to rock your world all night long, did you meant it?”

Chanyeol;

The poor guy didn’t know what to do or say after finding your blog. On one hand, he was flattered you thought of him so much. On the other hand, he was shocked by the amount of vulgar words you use in a single sentence.

D.O.;

Him: “I didn’t know she ran a blog just for me. That’s so cu–oh.”

Tao;

Him: “So you can say this on a blog to other fangirls but you can’t say you want me to bang you to my face?”

Kai;

You noticed he was being a little too smiley lately and couldn’t figure out why. Little did you know he was thinking back to the things on your blog.

Sehun;

Him: “Don’t worry, ‘papa frita’ is here now.”

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The last reaction was so... I can't find words for it!! It really broke my heart but it was so good at the same time😅 Welcome back you talent❤🎉

Thank you so much! 😚 I never really wrote something like that before so it was a little challenging to do

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Just dropping by to say welcome back and that your writing is amazing 😘😘😘

Awww, thank you so much! 😭❤️ You're a real sweetie omg

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Kyungsoo: "Really? Another Rikimaru? Aren't those for babies?" Chanyeol: "Oh yeah?? Well would a baby do this?" Chanyeol: *teary-eyed* "Please be nice to me."