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@its-harrypooter
boo
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all my cute guy from work continuations have been posted on my new account @seven-signs
just cause some people have been asking me to continue updating ahahahaha
psa: hp writers!!!
I still have 201 requests that I need taken care of for my gorgeous followers!!!!
I really want to make sure theyre all gone cause its only fair so...mostly ships ( like around 175 of them are ships) with a few house-house relationships, like two prompts for writing and other random ideas!!
message me on my new account @seven-signs if you're interested in gaining some new followers (all writers who take them will get a shoutout and followers who have requested stuff will get a personal message to let them know where to find their requests)
Im currently making a masterlist of all the accounts who’s requests have been sent to other writing accounts and it will be posted once all my requests are taken, then I will do anon posts
I just saw ur post on blogwarts and fuck I need that 2 happen pLS I NEED 2 CRY ABOUT HARRY POTTER SOMEWHERE
honestly same though!!!
GOODBYE GUYS!!
I made my new account and you can find it at @seven-signs
not very creative in the title or anything and ive still gotta get my account up and going BUT I WILL BE USING IT FROM NOW ON SO GOOO FOLLOW LETS BE FRIENDS AND MUTUAL-ISE (is that a word or did I just make that up)
I will occasionally log back into this one until Ive handed out all the rest of my requests
.......speaking of requests i have oVER 200 SHIPS AND HOUSE-HOUSE RELATIONSHIPS REQUESTS SO IF YOU WANT SOME INSPO // MORE FOLLOWERS ASK ME FOR SOME REQUESTS
no I do not have any prompts // fics // drabbles requests pls don't ask me for them
BUT YES PLEASE GO TO MY NEW ACCOUNT IF YOU WISH TO KEEP IN TOUCH, GET IN TOUCH, MAKE A NEW FRIEND, ETC. @seven-signs
love you all so much
alana xx
important announcement: leaving my account
[THIS IS A LONG ONE BUT PLEASE READ IF YOUVE FOLLOWED MY ACCOUNT]
so for a while now ive been thinking about
getting rid of my account??
just because I'm not the huge fangirl I was when I started this account over a year ago and honestly I havent been inspired to write the whole Harry Potter // marauders headcanons, ships, stories etc.
if you're wondering why I havent posted any of my own work in like six months this is why,,, I'm just not feeling it anymore
I don't want to sell my account or give it to someone else just because ive worked so hard for you guys and I wouldn't want my work to be compromised you know ??? Ive put so much effort into it and I wouldn't want anyone to change my blog or deface it (even though I'm 100% sure none of you would)
im not going to delete it or anything, I still hope you guys enjoy it and I'm going to stay on tumblr (would you guys be interested in me making a personal? for updates on cute guy from work and my life in general?)
but I'm not going to be using this as a side project or anything and I apologise profusely for not getting to all my requests and anything (and I forgot to change my header to requests and ships closed so I'm sorry for the requests that went uncompleted and ignored)
but I wanted to say a huge thank you to the 11000 of you who have been here for me for the past year and love and appreciate my work!!! you guys have really made it worth it and I love you guys!! I wish I had recorded my first like five followers because without you guys this blog wouldn't be where it is now and honestly I didn't even think id have this many followers. so thank you
HOW YOU GUYS CAN HELP ME RIGHT NOW (no money involved lmao)
if you’re a blog who writes marauders stuff, let me know, ill send some of my 250+ requests to you because I wont be doing them (again, so sorry) but I want my children to be fED
if you’re a blog who requested something, I will do my best to follow up on it and let you know who I gave the request to because I know some of you have literally been waiting on stuff for over a year and I just havent gotten to it yet
if you're tech savvy, I’m gonna remove all the stuff from my blog that I didn't create (gifsets, memes, random shit no one cares about) but idk how to do it so pls help
if you’ve been following me for updates on cute guy from work or like the random lists and random posts I make, they’ll probably be continued on my next blog, so I'll post a link to my new blog if you want that
if you're just a random follower, let me know if I should make a personal, and you'd be interested in that?? or want a mutual slash friend because hey I'm here and I like people
also I wont be doing a joint account thing, I'll literally just log out of this (and my other two accounts that I had on here) and create a whole new blog and everything. I wont have access to my requests or chats or anything like that, so after ive posted a link to my new account and actually left this (I'll make a post when I log out for the last time) please don't send in any requests :))) I wont see them and wont be able to contact you :))))
ill make a final goodbye its-harrypooter when I'm logging out for the last time and I'm again I'm really sorry if this somehow impacts you!!
I hope this isn't a final goodbye for some of you who ive become great friends with!!!
I love you all,
Alana xxx
things i do to relax // self care
hi hi its ur girl back at it again with another list
make tea and sit in the comfiest pyjamas I own
watch a rom com (normally I hate them but for some reason the cheesiness and happy ending and lack of real drama calms me ?)
watch any movie I used to love (mostly Harry Potter movies or another childhood fave that ive seen too many times)
change my phone background (idk why this makes me feel refreshed)
paint my nails
wrap myself in a blanket (ill turn on the air con if I have to)
wash (and dry!!!) my hair (taking like an hour to do something for myself is so strange to me I barely ever have time to dry my hair so when I do I feel relaxed and cozy)
hot shower // bath
try a new body lotion // use a body lotion because I barely ever do so I always feel like a self care beauty guru when I do and it makes me feel good ahah
read a chapter of a book // read some poetry // do a sudoku puzzle (just because theyre generally things I don't get time to do so I associate them with relaxing and having a lot of time ?)
cleaning my room ??
face mask (again beauty guru)
making cupcakes and then delivering them to the people in my dorm
write (I like to write stories not psychological theories thanks uni)
organise my life like writing lists of the new skin care routine I'm gonna stick with and then not do it the next day or ever because who has the time for that lol
wear heels (even if its just around the house I feel so empowered when I wear heels and I'm gonna get shit done)
go on social media and not feel guilty about it
text people and tell them how bored I am or complain about things I probably should be doing
work out but not really lmao
order takeaway food (this is so common in my dorm though its barely self care its just stress induced inability to cook)
watch youtube videos on how to get your life together and look good doing it and feel inspired but then not actually do anything the entire day
lie on the floor and have a crisis
bother my friends to do something with me in the name of self care
go on a walk and listen to music
go to a gym and then leave
change my room around // buy new shit from target for my room
Btw, that that post you made about cute relationship things is a writer’s dream when they’re trying to write fluff but have no experience. You’ve motivated me so much, thank youuuuu💛💛💛💛
awww this is so pure I love it thank you xxx
theres this cute new guy at work I’m gonna make him fall in love with me.
will keep you guys posted
Backstory: Cute new guy at work has been around for two months and we have talked a bit. Had our breaks at the same time once and talked about holiday plans. He’s super cute and easy going and we have the same sense of humour (we’re basically perfect for each other obviously) end of backstory
The other day my manager told me what time my break would be on the intercom system and he overheard and asked his manager if he could take his break at the same time as me (idk if it was because of me; everyone heard it not just him) but then I had to help a customer so I ended up having my break MUCH later so I was like damn won’t get to see him BUT THEN I tell my manager I’m going on break not to worry if u don’t see me around and everything and HE TELLS HIS MANAGER HES GOING ON. BREAK TOO (does this mean something omg y'all help me out) so we chatted a bit over dinner and wow I love him?????
#WereDating #HeDoesntKnowItYet #ButWeAre
Will keep y'all updated
flirted a bit with cute new guy,,, he asked me for my opinion on his display and I somehow managed to make fun of him. spoke a bit more than usual and he kept trying to communicate with me from the other side of the room (it was really cute, his gestures and facial expressions) it was practically a marriage proposal
YOU GUYS ARE SO SUPPORTIVE ITS SO CUTE
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT
so I found his Facebook but I’m too scared to friend him lol
I KNOW ITS BEEN AGES BUT I HAVE AN UPDATE
we’ve sorta been hanging out outside of work with a bunch of our work friends and now he’s asked me to help him pass his chemistry final and sjhgskjghas guys I’m hyped we’re studying together tomorrow WILL UPDATE YOU
GUYS GUYS GUYS
so we started off studying but then the library we were in closed so we ended up just going back to his place and watching movies and somehow I ended up sitting between his legs ????? not complaining though
we’re hanging out with our group on Thursday so :)
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE EXCITED FOR THIS UPDATE LMAO
so basically we've hung out with our group like twice every month at least and he texts me pretty much everyday asking how my day was etc. also we’ve been having sort of coffee dates every Tuesday ??? at first it started off as a ‘I have no classes this morning you want to get coffee’ but now its every week its our thing (one of the girls in my class said he blew her off so he wouldn't miss it ahahah cute)
we have ‘study’ sessions almost every two weeks now but go out together quite a bit (though he hasn't asked me out officially yet)
also whenever we have the same shifts he buys me a coffee on his break when I can't say no
HES ALWAYS HUGGING ME AND SLINGS HIS ARM AROUND ME TO WALK PLACES
offers to drive me home after long shifts or makes sure I get to the bus stop (and then texts to see if I'm home safe)
I'm pretty sure Im gonna have to make the first move but I'm also pretty sure he’s into me
WISH ME LUCK HOPEFULLY NEXT UPDATE WILL BE I ASKED HIM OUT AAHHAHAHAHA
things i love // tiny little turn ons
so I asked some of my friends the favourite things their SOs did, as well as a few of my own ahah and this is the compiled list I hope you like
when they do that shit where they put their hand on the small of your back to guide you through crowds I love me some of that shit
reaching their hand out to you to hold
aND NOT JUST GRASPING IT BUT INTERLACING YOUR FINGERS WITH THEIRS
when someone rubs their thumb over your hand as you hold theirs, like mindlessly ???? idk its super cute
when u catch someone staring at your lips like yas bitch make out with me
OKAY AND AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES IT WHEN PEOPLE SEND YOU SONGS THAT REMIND THEM OF YOU??? like a line or a person in the song reminds them of you???? and its like,,,, awww??
bonus points if they absolutely love the song ahaha
sharing your music with someone on public transport
just being able to be quiet with someone and still feeling connected and having a good time
when the RIGHT person puts their hand on your thigh and its just the best thing ever
when they've memorised your schedule and know it better than you just because they know you that well // they care enough to find out
specifically doing things with you just because they know you'll enjoy it // don't want you to do it alone
sharing their food with you or just switching meals halfway through eating cause you know you both wanna switch
when they order food you like so you can share with them
prioritising you over other people
willing to stay up til 3am just because they love your mindless chatter
telling you you look beautiful when you literally look like an ass lmao
laughing at your jokes but not because its funny just because its cute you think you're so hilarious
teasing you about things but knowing where to stop
knowing exactly what you mean when all you can do is make noises
wHeN tHeY cAnT kEEp ThEIr haNDs oFf yOu
the fucking feeling when you know theyre about to kiss you but you still can't wait even though you've done it a million times ????
the random feeling of happiness when you walk into a room and they instantly smile at you
being able to pick them out of a crowd in like 0.3 seconds ?? I swear its a super power
talking about the future but not in a standard way like a “I'm gonna have 40 dogs and theres nothing you can do to stop me” “I wouldn't even try” kind of way
being able to get them out of a funky mood // being the only one who can do it
when they've had a really shit day and they come home and the first thing they want to do is see you
surprise dates that are really inexpensive and not really special but you have a blast anyway
suggesting watching a movie but knowing that after 30 minutes neither of you are interested in the movie anymore
willing to pay for you even though you turn them down every time they offer
when you're tired and they give you a big hug // let you sleep on them
opening their arms up when they see you running towards them
saying “come here” idk why this is so hot but Jesus Christ I melt every time
when ur talking in a big group and their focus is on you the entire time
the look they shoot you when you're acting funny but no one else has noticed and they don't want to bring it up
when they lean against a wall with one shoulder ???
The Smirk when you do something that amuses them but they don't want to show it
when you're teasing them (in a mocking way not a sexual way) and then they do something semi sexual and you're like well heLLO
laughing so hard you can't stop just cause you're with them and its fuckin hilarious
the look when you wear their clothes
telling you not to bring a jacket just so they can give you yours
the lip bite when they want to discuss an advancement in your relationship but are too nervous and don't know how to start
the lip bite when you look really good
when they very obviously check you out so you know you look good
jokingly being possessive when someone catcalls you but trusting you completely elsewhere
alternatively; being a little possessive and making you feel protected and safe
coming home to a surprise
simple dates like coffee dates that are still as exciting and fleeting as your first dates
the way their eyes light up when they smile because of you (ive noticed this a lot its so cute to see my friends being treated RIGHT)
doing dumb shit and them completely going along with it because they understand and love you
whispering really inappropriate things in your ear at inconvenient times (e.g. when you're trying to play pool but they want you to lose)
add more down below if you wish!!
my sense of humour // things that amuse me
saying “well that’s not ideal” whenever something goes wrong
“thats what she said”
speaking in French to people who can’t speak French
quoting vines all day everyday
calling random people Michael
really clever thought out puns or really shit dumb puns theres no in between
“omg I saw this meme”
“nOt iN mY gOoD ChRisTIaN nEiGHboURhooD”
“is that a marry jew ana”
“aaaAARaaarrrGGGhhhhHHHHHH” whenever I don't want to do something
*donkey noises when I don’t understand something*
“well poop”
saying “same” “relatable” or “mood” to something totally mundane
*points at trash can* “me”
“are you hot? sorry I just have that effect on people” or other ‘im-really-hot’ jokes
teasing already uncomfortable pubescent boys by saying “are you flirting with me?” after everything they say
“can you calm down please” “I think you’re getting a little too overexcited” “plEASE CALM DOWN” to people who are already calm just to make them explode (10/10 would recommend this its hilarious)
finger gunning at times when it is not appropriate to finger gun (e.g. job interviews)
some rando: Alana no
me, doing what they specifically told me not to do: alana yes
walking behind someone quietly then when they open the door, shoving past them like I own the place and flipping my hair (only do this to friends who understand you, 0/10 wouldn't recommend with strangers they just think you're rude)
helloxryan (he's just a big mood honestly)
pretending to be the yodelling kid at Walmart whenever I go to a supermarket // to embarrass my friends in public
walking in front of someone and abruptly stopping so they walk in to me (12/10 would recommend especially if the person behind you is really hot,,, bonus points if theyre carrying a drink and accidentally spill on you)
leaning in to my friends when we’re about to walk into a door, so they walk into the side of the door
banging my hand again pipes to make a loud noise and throwing my head back to make it seem like I hit my head
dancing really badly (don't even try it just happens and its funny)
taking photos of my friends and using them as memes to send to them
zooming in really far into peoples faces in pictures and just laughing at them
saying really funny tumblr quotes that no one should say in real life (e.g. I came here to have a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now)
“this is so cute I'm sO EMO”
or just ‘I'm so emo’ whenever I feel any negative emotion
saying ‘same’ whenever anything happens at all (e.g. when a kid screams in Target, or when a piece of trash flies past)
“the only thing that wORKS IN THIS HOUSE IS ME” whenever I have to do a chore
head banging to songs with no beat or acoustic songs
just doing really inappropriate dances to songs in general
telling people random and untrue facts about myself when they try to hit on me or when I don't feel like meeting new people (e.g. to five different guys, I play the drums in a band called Firepit / Dragons and Dungeons Cause It’s Copyrighted / I’ll Have What She’s Having / Seven New Tacos and A Really Big Fedora)
oh and thats another one: making up random band names for my fake band
handing out fliers to said fake band (this was a dare but it was hilarious)
whenever I'm doing anything mildly good for my body (e.g. drinking water, stretching, going outside) I act like I'm a youtuber
saying super outrageous stuff with a calm tone (”Had a breakdown ten minutes ago but now we got corn so we g”)
making super specific playlists that are just hilarious and I never actually listen to (I have one called ‘bangers’ and its just Hedwig’s Theme like thirty times)
bullying people I really really like and then saying “joking love you” and praying they still love me
“fIREWORKS” whenever someone needs an idea for something (8/10 works most of the time as a hilariously random idea except for when it makes sense)
sending “vlogs” to my group chat whenever something goes mildly wrong
captioning my instagram photos with stuff like “this is me in case you forgot what I looked like” “here I am what a beauty” “hi here is my face”
changing my instagram profile to a Dolly Parton fan page for April fool’s
“ha YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BY THE PRANK PATROL” whenever I try to prank someone and they work out what I'm doing so my prank doesnt work but I still say it anyway ??
shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.
REBLOGGING ALWAYS
“A Wheezy is the thing Harry Potter will miss most”
ship (s.b)
hey! can i get a ship if it's not a problem? marauders era please. i'm a straight slytherin girl, i have long and straight dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, i'm in love with the stars and constellations and mint chocolate chip ice cream, i draw and paint, cat lover, quick-tempered, anxious, sincere, assertive, i need time to open up to ppl, i just can't say 'i love u' to someone, when i love i show it with actions, i'd like a relationship that's flirty and lots of pda and i LOVE UR BLOG - @acciows
HI DARLING I AM DOING YOUR SHIP
wow first ship in a long time huh did you guys miss me
ok so I ship you with
SIRIUS BLACK
first of all ur both quick-tempered so everyone thought oh jeez by the end of this relationship one of u will be dead
they couldnt be more wrong
the good thing about your relationship with sirius is that you seem to soothe each other
seeing you across the room can immediately make him feel calm
that being said, he definitely preferred having you close by
chilling in the library, or a common area with friends and somehow ending up sitting between his legs (??)
he absolutely loved touching you, holding ur hands or having his arm around you, resting his head against yours and putting his hand on your leg
would absolutely pretend to hate any cat you saw as you bent down to pat it
would unconsciously growl at it
late nights at the owlery watching the clouds move and staring at the stars until he had memorised them all just because you kept telling him
would constantly point out the sirius star and would probably dramatically clutch his heart as he told you he would always be watching over you in the stars
he actually meant it but didn't want to seem too sappy
when you were lying down cuddling, and you move to get up for a drink or go to the bathroom, he would complain if you didn't immediately come back and lie down with him
“come here” all the time
fiddled with your hands under the table at hogsmead and would constantly lace your fingers with him just to compare hand size
would lose sleep to sneak out of the gryffindor dormitories to see you and wouldnt even be fazed by it
would tell you he missed you in letter over school break
can someone please tell me why I keep getting scoobydoomistakes coming up on my dash as something that I might be interested in
because I'm not, tumblr, but thanks anyway
🎶 Hey
hey babe
ur song is...
Young Hearts (Bunt Remix) [feat. Beginners] - BUNT.
you may recognise this song if you don't have spotify premium, as it actually played in a lot of the ads that I listened to. I think its an absolute bop, though it got pretty annoying real quick!
send me a 🎶 and a ‘hey’ and ill put spotify on shuffle and tell you ur song
My guinea pig is a little chubby, should I be worried?
no hes perfect