Why did you start following me?
Do it on anon or not. I’m really curious about why you started following my blog.
Claire Keane

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Why did you start following me?
Do it on anon or not. I’m really curious about why you started following my blog.
-sends clover thing-
8. In the shower
Jackson quickly covered himself and laughed “Hey can’t you see that I’m taking a shower here?”
She grinned alightly, “Mmm..and?” She giggled and pulled her shirt off, “You know you want me to join~” she teased. “And the other shower is only running cold water”
He chuckled, shaking his head “Fine hop on in here, but keep your hands to yourself lady.” He teased back.
She stuck her tounge out and pulled her bra off, pushing her sweatpamts off as she looked him up and down bitting her lip. She giggled and puahed her thong off and hopped into the shower.
He grinned as he watched her strip before making room for her “How long has the other shower been running cold water?”
"It hasnt" she smirked and watched his face as she laughed.
He shook his head “Not cool get out this shower is one person only.”
"Oh cmon, Jackson.." She whispered looking into his eyes.
"Come on what?" He teased looking into her eyes.
She bit her lip and moved closer to him. "Jackson..."
-sends clover thing-
8. In the shower
Jackson quickly covered himself and laughed “Hey can’t you see that I’m taking a shower here?”
She grinned alightly, “Mmm..and?” She giggled and pulled her shirt off, “You know you want me to join~” she teased. “And the other shower is only running cold water”
He chuckled, shaking his head “Fine hop on in here, but keep your hands to yourself lady.” He teased back.
She stuck her tounge out and pulled her bra off, pushing her sweatpamts off as she looked him up and down bitting her lip. She giggled and puahed her thong off and hopped into the shower.
He grinned as he watched her strip before making room for her “How long has the other shower been running cold water?”
"It hasnt" she smirked and watched his face as she laughed.
He shook his head “Not cool get out this shower is one person only.”
"Oh cmon, Jackson.." She whispered looking into his eyes.
-sends clover thing-
8. In the shower
Jackson quickly covered himself and laughed “Hey can’t you see that I’m taking a shower here?”
She grinned alightly, “Mmm..and?” She giggled and pulled her shirt off, “You know you want me to join~” she teased. “And the other shower is only running cold water”
He chuckled, shaking his head “Fine hop on in here, but keep your hands to yourself lady.” He teased back.
She stuck her tounge out and pulled her bra off, pushing her sweatpamts off as she looked him up and down bitting her lip. She giggled and puahed her thong off and hopped into the shower.
He grinned as he watched her strip before making room for her “How long has the other shower been running cold water?”
"It hasnt" she smirked and watched his face as she laughed.
-sends clover thing-
8. In the shower
Jackson quickly covered himself and laughed “Hey can’t you see that I’m taking a shower here?”
She grinned alightly, “Mmm..and?” She giggled and pulled her shirt off, “You know you want me to join~” she teased. “And the other shower is only running cold water”
He chuckled, shaking his head “Fine hop on in here, but keep your hands to yourself lady.” He teased back.
She stuck her tounge out and pulled her bra off, pushing her sweatpamts off as she looked him up and down bitting her lip. She giggled and puahed her thong off and hopped into the shower.
-sends clover thing-
8. In the shower
Jackson quickly covered himself and laughed “Hey can’t you see that I’m taking a shower here?”
She grinned alightly, "Mmm..and?" She giggled and pulled her shirt off, "You know you want me to join~" she teased. "And the other shower is only running cold water"
//Aha there’s so much incest on my dash. Makes Neal want some Daddy love
list of trash aus i need immediately (send me “trash au” and i’ll use a random generator to decide which starter to write for you)
“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au
“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au
“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au
“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au
“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au
“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au
“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au
"im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit" au
“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au
“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au
Parent/Child Starters
"Didn't I tell you to brush your teeth?"
"Did you brush your teeth?"
"Let me smell your breath."
"I don't feel good."
"I had a nightmare."
"Can I sleep with you?"
"Do you want to sleep with us?" (feel free to change if single parent)
"Where's daddy?"
"Where's momma?"
"Is your friend going to spend the night this weekend?"
"What do you want for your birthday?"
"You made breakfast all by yourself?"
"If you don't brush your hair, we're getting it all cut off and you'll be bald."
"Do you like your teachers?"
"You can watch TV in my room."
"Supper is ready."
"How'd you do on your test?"
"Can you help me with my homework?"
"I have a project due tomorrow and I haven't even started."
"You're grounded!"
"I hate you!"
"Well I love you."
"What kind of cereal do you want?"
"Do you want to go to the store with me?"
"Buckle up."
"Give me a kiss good night."
"Sweet dreams. Don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Can you read me a bed time story?"
"I'm scared."
"Why are you crying?"
"Have you finished your homework yet?"
"I want to go to the park."
"Can I have a dog?"
"Can I have a kitten?"
"Will you take care of an animal?"
"Did you do your chores?"
"I said clean your room."
"If you don't clean your room the city is going to come in here and condemn this place and you'll be living under the bridge."
"Turn the lights off."
"Did you turn your lights off?"
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Did you flush the toilet?"
"I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. I don't feel good."
"___ kissed me!"
"How much longer til my birthday?"
"Is Santa Claus real?"
"Is the Easter Bunny real?"
"I lost a tooth."
"Put your tooth under your pillow so the Tooth Fairy can take it and leave you some money."
"There's no such things as monsters."
"Who hit you?"
"Why did you get into a fight?"
"Don't fall asleep on the couch. I'm not carrying you to bed."
"Now you have to behave when we go out, okay?"
"I always behave."
"I don't like cheek kisses!"
"I love you, Momma."
"I love you, Daddy."
"Do you want a little brother or sister?"
"I don't wanna little brother or sister!"
"Does that mean I get to be its big brother/sister?"
"It's not an it, sweetie."
"If you have another baby, you'll forget about me and love it more."
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.
sodamnrelatable:
^reblogging again for that gif
Accurate gif is accurate
this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.
the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.
this made me want to cry.
Sad, but true
Reblog if you have this:
…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you
You all can have my skype
She smirked, “oh? And what makes you think I’m hiding rum over here Captain?” She crossed her arms smiling.
“I saw it the other day while taking cover behind that counter. You know, along with everyone else…”
She aighed and nodded, she grabbed the rum and pushed herself off the counter "cmon" she lead him towards the back tabe.
if the ouat characters had facebook (and various other social media) 17/? party edition
(WARNING: Triggers and NSFW)
1. Having an affair 2. Having sex 3. Killing someone 4. Self harming 5. Wrapping their present 6. Binge drinking 7: Taking an illegal drug 8. In the shower 9. Undressing 10. Masturbating 11. Watching a children’s tv show 12. Drunk 13. Being sexually assaulted
What do you do with the hook during sex? Do you take it off or what?
Depends on what the lady wants. Some prefer other attachments.
She glared at the male before taking the glass, “Sorry Sir..” she whispered before shaking her head and walking away to get him whiskey.
“What is your problem lass? I didn’t get the drink wrong you did.”
She growled softly as she poured him the whiskey, she put the drink down as it sloshed over and she smiled walking away