It's San-tastic

personal blog of raventhrush. I sometimes vent here. block my personal tag [shut up san] to quiet me. | 30+| 🔞Occasionally nsfw.

[its-san-tastic]

This is my reblog/personal blog. If you're looking for my (hobbit) fanart I suggest hopping over to my art blog: Raventhrush

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[its-san-tastic]

I love my cat Luna sm but she's so needy ever since mom died.

every few hours she starts yelling at me but not actually showing me what she wants.

she just comes up to me and starts loudly meowing, I give her attention, make sure she has water and food. I play with her. but it's never enough. sometimes I can distract her enough to leave me alone for a bit but often time she just comes back 20mins later.

feeding times have been difficult too. she wakes me for food but then doesn't follow me into the kitchen. she just sits herself down and stars at me expectantly from the other room.

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[frightfullytreeish]

dear everyone on tumblr who needs to host images elsewhere (e.g. to embed on ao3 etc), please give squidge a go!! it's free, it's nonprofit and it's geared towards fandom so nsfw images won't get deleted!! and please stop using imgur if you can because they blocked the uk rather than acquiesce to the fucking internet safety laws, which I can't really hold against em but it does mean all imgur pictures just show up as big purple boxes now

[blogquantumreality]

Squidge! Holy blast from the past, Batman. The last time I remember even looking at that site was... eons ago.

( Oh, what was I reading? The Quartz Key. Yes, it's m/m. )

[beatrice-otter]

Not only is Squidge still around, it's expanded and grown! It is still run by the same guy, though now it's a nonprofit with a board and everything, and while they maintain all the old squidge sites as static archives, they have a new multifandom archive using the AO3 code at squidgeworld.org. They also host podfics and fanart.

For those younguns in the crowd, back in the day erotic fanworks--especially slash--was not welcome very many places. Walter was willing to host it, and has been a haven for NSFW fanworks since 1994. The various archives and so on hosted at squidge.org were never very large, compared to lots of other archives, but they were a necessary part of the fannish ecosystem, and I'm really glad that there is now a structure in place to keep the whole system running beyond just "Walter's a great guy willing to donate lots of time and money." Walter is a great guy! but like. it's good to have other people to help out and keep things going in the long run.

[its-san-tastic]

I got an invitation for a viewing for a cute flat in a nice and quiet green neighborhood in a city 45mins away from my current home. and I am hoping so badly I get it.

[petulantpony]

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[bigmight]

Guy who just discovered The Hobbit over a decade later : Oh my God. I Get it Now...

[phi-guy]

laughed at the idea of bilbo having to walk around in dwarf sized hood and cloak !! also drew a dwarf to match. thooaaarinnnnnn

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

[office-anomaly]

compilation of drawings for a vaphne kingdom AU (loosely inspired by sword and the scoob, and the "greece is the word" ep from be cool, scooby-doo) something i was doing last year with @artistic-mathematics :D

[office-anomaly]

here's fred and shaggy :D fred is the chief strategist and velma's confidant/closest friend. shaggy is fred's most trusted scout (along with his loyal hound, scooby), who is sent to covertly investigate the identity of the mysterious sir blake

[its-san-tastic]

omg i adore these

[its-san-tastic]

Are there any brands that still makes 2mm non-photo blue leads that's available in Europe?

[its-san-tastic]

Ugh the decline of once good stationary brands into mediocre children's school supplies...

[its-san-tastic]

Nothing makes so me so greedy as when looking at Japanese stationary

[its-san-tastic]

I opened up the Instagram app for the first time in a long time again and omg the user experience is just plain unpleasant.