Devour your Gods and Kings

she/her | 30s | queer

[nira-mirror]

Red Alert bullying children again, got to make sure Hotshot knows his place😤

Really happy I can finally add more to the young Hotshot AU :D

I already have more planned, but sadly, I'm only one person :'0

Bonus:

[unteriors]

Allegheny Highway, Harman, West Virginia.

[ooppo]

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

[billy-crudup]

Everything we tried to contain is now loose in the streets of Manhattan. This was caused by a new type of hostile resonance. It’s beyond anything that we can currently measure. Our reality is bent to follow an anomalous pattern, warping time… Gravity. Light. Even the way we think. It’s all quite terrifying… And fascinating. CONTROL RESONANT (2026) dev. Remedy Entertainment

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[anasabdin]

Blue Hour Inc.

[huffylemon]

[sigynpenniman]

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

[slowspinningredemption]

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

[hydrojinn]

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

[xxtc-96xx]

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

[naamahdarling]

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

Park And See The View 2020

(it took seconds to happen)

Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021

Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018

[not-a-salty-christmas-tree]

Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work

[madphantom]

Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale

[whiskeytiddies]

Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023

[ilackallhonour]

some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022

[old-long-john]

Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022

[ducktollers]

random train station 2018

[lostrealities0]

Sunsets from my backyard, 2025

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

Butterfly sunlight, from the end of my driveway, 2025

[queenofthedorks]

Late Autumn Sunset at the Taco Bell, 2021

Sunset and The London Eye, As seen from the back of a speeding Uber on a rainy July evening because my feet finally gave out, 2023

[mercuryhomunculus]

Sunrise On the Way to the School Bus, 2022

Sunset Outside My House, 2023

[prof-grace-aspen]

Sky above some apartments, 2025

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[sablingart]

Pokémon Gold and Silver floral patterns

[acapelladitty]

tell me a truth

fandom at large has now shifted from being a relationship-based environment to something which is now a content-based environment and it's been to the detriment of everyone involved

[discocuttlefish]

I love when my relationships with my coworkers are totally normal.

GIFs by @bisexualfbiagents

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[valtsv]

i know its cliche as hell but that trope where a person’s shadow reveals hidden and potentially malevolent features that aren’t corporeally present (such a wings, or extra appendages, or a weapon) or behaves like a sentient being and not just a silhouette mirroring their actions is just so 😤👌 poetic cinéma

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour