How to Be a Heartbreaker

Boys? They like the look of danger

[dallaswinstons]

dallas *mad about sylvia*: she belong to the streets

ponyboy: as if your middle name ain’t boulevard

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[the-outsiders-ruined-me]

Imagine this: Johnny waking up Dallas because there’s a dog in the yard and he wants him to come pet it with him

[alwaysstayinggold-deactivated20]

I feel like this could go two ways… like this:

…or this:

[the-outsiders-ruined-me]

THEY’RE BOTH PERFECT OMG

[justletmesleepplz]

He’d also make who ever was driving pull over or completely stop just to pet a dog on the side of the road

[annesfaulkner]

Oh yeah you know it

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Go take a nap. You’ve been in quarantine for too long. Shoo. Shoo! Ya gremlin!”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“Shoo shoo yourself mr overgrown elf, before i cough on you”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Please. That would be the rest of my worries. And this is my house??”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“your house, my footprints on the ceiling”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“That means you broke in.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“it’s called an uninvited entrance, actually”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“It’s called breaking and entering and that’s a misdemeanor and generally gets you less than a year in jail.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well it’s not like I crashed a car into the house or anything”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“That has nothing to do with what I just said. Do you have a concussion?”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“not intentionally, no”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Go take a nap. You’ve been in quarantine for too long. Shoo. Shoo! Ya gremlin!”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“Shoo shoo yourself mr overgrown elf, before i cough on you”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Please. That would be the rest of my worries. And this is my house??”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“your house, my footprints on the ceiling”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“That means you broke in.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“it’s called an uninvited entrance, actually”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“It’s called breaking and entering and that’s a misdemeanor and generally gets you less than a year in jail.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well it’s not like I crashed a car into the house or anything”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Go take a nap. You’ve been in quarantine for too long. Shoo. Shoo! Ya gremlin!”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“Shoo shoo yourself mr overgrown elf, before i cough on you”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Please. That would be the rest of my worries. And this is my house??”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“your house, my footprints on the ceiling”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“That means you broke in.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“it’s called an uninvited entrance, actually”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Go take a nap. You’ve been in quarantine for too long. Shoo. Shoo! Ya gremlin!”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“Shoo shoo yourself mr overgrown elf, before i cough on you”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Please. That would be the rest of my worries. And this is my house??”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“your house, my footprints on the ceiling”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Go take a nap. You’ve been in quarantine for too long. Shoo. Shoo! Ya gremlin!”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“Shoo shoo yourself mr overgrown elf, before i cough on you”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

you ever just wanna. idk. put in egg in a bag- syl

“No, Sylvia. It’s only you.”

( @its-sylvia-bitches )

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“well that just fries my egg :/”

[astraldemise]

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

[astraldemise]

serene

[its-sylvia-bitches]

yeet yo bad boi supremes

[its-sylvia-bitches]

tuesdays are for the hoes 😗✌️

[deactivateddude]

anyways im a bad bitch

[memory-bees]

an attempt at digital art with a mouse with how i usually imagine Sylvia

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

if you swallowed a fish alive and it made it to your stomach would it die-sylvia

“Yes, Sylvia. It would. Fish breathe in water. Not stomach acid.”

(@its-sylvia-bitches)

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“but you drink water”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“And? Your stomach is filled with acid.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“But stomach mucus protects the walls of the stomach can’t it do the same to a fish”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“No because the fish is inside the acid. It does not have our stomach mucus on its skin.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“so um. what happens to the fish does it dissolve”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“After a while. Yeah.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“are you speaking from personal experience or…”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Who’s asking?”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“fbi genius open up”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Fuck you. Go away.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“make me you mildewing piece of burnt garlic bread”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

if you swallowed a fish alive and it made it to your stomach would it die-sylvia

“Yes, Sylvia. It would. Fish breathe in water. Not stomach acid.”

(@its-sylvia-bitches)

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“but you drink water”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“And? Your stomach is filled with acid.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“But stomach mucus protects the walls of the stomach can’t it do the same to a fish”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“No because the fish is inside the acid. It does not have our stomach mucus on its skin.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“so um. what happens to the fish does it dissolve”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“After a while. Yeah.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“are you speaking from personal experience or…”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“Who’s asking?”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“fbi genius open up”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

if you swallowed a fish alive and it made it to your stomach would it die-sylvia

“Yes, Sylvia. It would. Fish breathe in water. Not stomach acid.”

(@its-sylvia-bitches)

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“but you drink water”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“And? Your stomach is filled with acid.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“But stomach mucus protects the walls of the stomach can’t it do the same to a fish”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“No because the fish is inside the acid. It does not have our stomach mucus on its skin.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“so um. what happens to the fish does it dissolve”

[dallasfuckingwinstonbitches]

“After a while. Yeah.”

[its-sylvia-bitches]

“are you speaking from personal experience or...”