(snail church)

✨23. bi. he/they.✨

[immaplatypus]

g…gritty did what now…

[immaplatypus]

i thought i was prepared before clicking this link but i wasn’t in the slightest

[immaplatypus]

please forget how to speak

[zachsilberberg]

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[384739257024032382-deactivated2]

[meangirlnurse]

gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays 

[meangirlnurse]

gentiles will be like “are you going to fly across the country to be with your family for Hanukkah? also do you really need time off for Yom Kippur” 

[lesbian-bookworm]

Not to make you my teacher but if you dont mind what are the most significant Jewish holidays/what they mean

Ive tried to google it but i usually only find christian bullshit

If you dont wanna thats all good to

[meangirlnurse]

hey! it’s admirable to want to know more. i’d recommend checking out JewFAQ’s Gentile’s Guide to the Holidays as sort of a short entry point. if you want more information on any of the specific holidays mentioned, you can check out the individual articles for those holidays under the “times” tab 😊

[stargazing-enby]

Hey this link was incredibly helpful! Thank you! 😊 *signal boosts*

[dovewithscales]

This is awesome. Thank you for the education.

[isaacsapphire]

If you have Jewish students or employees, this is stuff you need to know to do right by them and help your company/school not violate laws. Take the time to read the guide; its to the point and gets to the practical info fast.

[egberts]

I need $2,000 for this chair

[egberts]

[pillarpie]

[rumman]

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

[levourdalak]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[toothmuncher3000]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

[horsegirlkj]

*misses fruits that are out of season*

[chaoticeddie]

[hungwy]

tumblr posts in mla format

[hungwy]

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

[sentada]

[funny-tik-toks]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[catchymemes]

[ssalmonn]

[atheistfrog]

You heard it here, having self-confidence and self-love is satanic!!

[sirenofthetimes]

[memewhore]

[neurodivergent-loverboy]

Transcript:

[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]

Red, offscreen: [ahem]

Blue: You were right. Black's the imposter.

Red: OH REALLY??

[nightfuryobsessed]

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[labelleizzy]

Not Jeff bezos money, but bills paid shelter assured plenty to eat money. Not bankruptcy over a medical bill money.

People require Enoughness.

[pseudophan]

ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening 

[ink-poisoning]

i have to stop finding things out this way

[plut00nline]

Wake up babe, new zodiac killer lore just dropped