OH GOD IM A LEMON

Leland the Lemon Here

[its-the-real-lemon]

*looks around* 'I sense something is...going on.'

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘What...? What is this? [REDACTED]? Who....Zest?’

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘Dad said your not aloud to have any lizards in the house, Laramie.’

‘Dad’s not out here so he can’t tell me I can’t have them’

[its-the-real-lemon]

*rapidly hides letter in bag* ‘Send...send asks?’

[its-the-real-lemon]

(Mod here! If you guys want, you can ask Zest questions about the letters he’s receiving. It’d really keep the arc going)

[its-the-real-lemon]

Dear Zest,

This is the second letter we’ve written you. Why haven’t you answered? We’re sending a team out there in a few weeks to find you if you don’t respond to this letter. Don’t tell me you went AWOL. 

Sincerely, 

[REDACTED]

[its-the-real-lemon]

Send asks?

[its-the-real-lemon]

Dear Seamus, 

It’s been a while. How are you? How’s Ysmine? I hope everything’s well. 

We’ve been doing good ourselves, our only problem being the fact that Laramie has so many plants to harvest we’re overflowing, but I’m not complaining. More plants mean more money for us. The lemonlings are doing OK, other then a little scared of the jungle after what happened during the summer. 

I hope you can come visit me soon. We miss you all very much. 

Sincerely, 

Leland 

@the-slimes

[its-the-real-lemon]

wassup lemon dude!

Nothin much anon, just chillin with the kids. Its been very quiet the past couple of days. That’s a good thing, I’m just....very bored.

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘Send asks?’

[purplerider]

“There once was a bittersweet man and they called him, Lemon Boy;”

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Sorry I’m late with it, I was kinda carried away yesterday because of the window mv but here it is! The fact that I got these cute screenshots the right time where he smiles, makes me satisfied with how it turned out tho. So, other than making this for you, I also wanna wish you happy birthday @malloe-m  💜. We don’t talk for a long time now, but for the time we’ve got to talk and I got to know you more, I can tell that you are a great person, a very nice friend and generally very cute and polite. I hope I will get to know you more and more as time passes by. So, I wish for you get to have a nice time today and also keep up with being happy and healthy for as long as forever. Love ya girl~

Requests are open for more of cancer crew and kpop moodboards and edits❀

[its-the-real-lemon]

Dear Uncle Fritz, 

It’s Laramie. How are you guys? We really miss you guys. What have you been up to? 

Jeff’s very worried about Frank. He wanted to know if he got better after what happened over here. He hasn’t had anymore near death experiences has he? 

My gardens getting very big. We have so many plants that its hard to keep up with them. Dad’s been going into town to sell them, but we’re still overflowing. Would you guys like some? Write me back soon. 

With love,

Laramie 

P.S. Uncle Frits, this is Jef. Tel Uncle Frank I said hi, please. Thank you. 

@frank-n-fritz

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘Send asks?’

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘Lenny, put that down. Stop playing with dead lizards.’

[its-the-real-lemon]

Dear Zest, 

It’s been awhile since you wrote. Don’t tell me your planning on staying there. Remember the plan. If you found Leland, you had to make sure he wasn’t reproducing. Report back soon, or we’re coming to get you. 

Sincerely, 

[REDACTED]

[its-the-real-lemon]

‘Send aSSSSks? Oh, crap, ignore thAt.’ *voice cracking everywhere*

[its-the-real-lemon]

*eating zucchini noodles* 

‘Wonder what’s up with Leopold.’

‘Probably something to do with that voice crack man.’ 

*nods*