bound by the shadows @daigoswife - Tumblr Blog

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

phantomrose96

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

i-am-a-fish

don't be mean to yourself that's you

i-am-a-fish

you live there

#i am trying

onlinebeast

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

sushizushi6

The perspective could use some improvement

#creepy pasta

iwilleatyourenglish

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

iwilleatyourenglish

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

pukicho

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

noobkiller2009

Just sleep

pukicho

There’s no fucking way that works

#insomnia be like

transhuman-priestess

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

transparent-plastic-robotgirl

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

alexandriaocasiocortez

Why do none of the One Direction members have good taste... like that new cover art of Zayn blending into a cheetah... Harry Styles trying to be gay... Niall having one song. Liam died which I feel bad about. But the other one is out there somewhere though and that kind of freaks me out. Like when you look away from a spider and it hides

#i'm laughing so hard LMFOA JJSDLKF

anphivenas

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

#i talk like this

e-cryptid-deactivated20180601

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

thefisherqueen

I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried.

You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you.

impostoradult

Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to.

I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.

People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.

You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things.

fordtato

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.