[popitypunk]

[naked-yogi]

a woman’s moan is the origin of the universe

[lavendrdyke]

the big bang was lesbian sex

[misandryprime-deactivated201903]

[thefaginogion]

good news

14 yr old banger mr brightside is number 69 in the uk charts at the moment

[hotel-indigo-europe]

A Forgotten Passageway

Tucked away in Paris are retro Parisian streets with new restaurants bringing them back to life. Discover a forgotten passageway in Paris reimagined by restauranteurs.

[factsinallcaps]

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

[factsinallcaps]

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

[doomy]

why is everyone screaming

[factsinallcaps]

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

[alchemists]

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

[glassbonespaperskin]

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

[soupshark]

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[its-trash-again]

Dear followers,I have been working on a film inspired by Rudyard Kiplings poem 'If' for university and I really really need your help to get it funded. My group and I have worked tirelessly during pre-production to make this a reality and we would be devastated to fall at the last hurdle and not be able to begin shooting.So please, please donate anything you can and you could get some brilliant goodies in return!Big love x

[gregorsamsadementiaravenway]

One of my passions: full-costume behind the scenes pics.

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[space-bee3s]

You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

That shout out

[petalsoftie-blog]

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

not crying for weeks and weeks on end til one day breaking down over something not actually worth getting upset for

not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely 

instead of caring too much not caring at all about anything 

not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try your brain stalling out

losing your train of thought every five seconds so when you try to have a conversation having to pause and remember what you were trying to say 

word vomiting 

mind ‘STATIC’

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl