✩ ferrari strategist (derogatory) ✩

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[musculus-quadriceps-femoris]

happy pride month to sidney crosby and evgeni malkin and whatever soulmate shit they’ve had going on for 20 years

[g17years]

the p in pride stands for penguins 💛🏳️‍🌈

[its6ixam]

look at him😭😭😭

[my-dailydreams]

[storm-surges]

i do adore the psychological warfare of our barn rn as in the notoriously shitty visitor's locker room + how we're CONSISTENTLY the loudest house in the league/worst to play at. get in their heads!! make them Uncomfortable the entire time they're in lenny!!!

likeeeeee ur vibe is tacky and manufactured as fuck and ours is genuine southern chaos. ur jerseys r ugly and we got this shit ON. our siren makes thematic sense and urs is cringe. ur going home 2-0. get fucked v*gas

[heartbeatline]

[canesbian]

"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[habitant]

When the red double-decker bus taking the Montreal Victoire from the Verdun Auditorium turned on Ste-Catherine street, Victoire goaltender Ann-Renée Desbiens was at the front of the bus, eager to see what awaited them. What she saw, down the famous street no stranger to parades celebrating professional hockey teams, was a sea of people. So many that in her own words, she couldn’t even see pavement. That’s when the 32-year-old goaltender, known for her calm, stoic, unflappable, and composed demeanour on the ice that makes her one of the best goaltenders in the world, reached for her sunglasses. Not because of the sun that fittingly shined down on the Walter Cup champions and their fans on a perfect Spring day in the city, but because what she saw brought her to tears.

Jared Book, for Habs Eyes on the Prize

[minotauri]

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

[minotauri]

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

[chirpingfromthebox]

[moncuries]

tanger and karlsson for @tetrisfag !

available as a sticker here

[snizzboner]

he was so right. these guys fucking bitch about shit and that's the issue.

[musculus-quadriceps-femoris]

in honour of matthew tkachuck (unsurprisingly) showing his ass in his post game interview by saying “i never want to be back in this tournament, i want to be in the playoffs.”, i would like to say something to him and the people that are riding his dick defending him with “every player in this tournament would agree with him, everyone would rather be in the playoffs than at worlds”:

1) the nhl is not the only hockey league on this planet, dipshit. every league that i personally know of in europe has crowned its winner and wrapped up its season. a lot of players aren’t there because they couldn’t hack it in their playoffs but because it is a chance to compete at an international level, representing their country. which brings me to

2) many players, nhl players included, do actually feel pride in representing their home countries in a tournament like this. is every nhler’s goal to make the stanley cup playoffs? sure. but that doesn’t mean they are going to be dicks about an entire other tournament that they are competing in in the meantime if they don’t.

tkachuck is a rude, classless asshole, not that i expected anything else from him, and i’d be more than happy to never see him at worlds again. he didn’t need to come in the first place, his wife (? girlfriend? idk their relationship status) just had a CHILD. one of austria’s best players chose to sit the tournament out for exactly that reason, because he wanted to be there for his wife and child.

what he said could have been phrased several other ways that would have been way less disrespectful, but he chose to be an ass about it.

FUCK matthew tkachuck.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[its6ixam]

tumblr putting uplifting posts on my dash like it knows something i don’t

[its6ixam]

every time one of those 'reasons to stay alive' posts appears i’m like GIRL I PROMISE I’M FINE (ish, but STILL) 😭

[its6ixam]

tumblr putting uplifting posts on my dash like it knows something i don’t