Sometimes, I think I'm Funny

and these are a few of my favorite things

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Kiwi @ New York City

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Pray For The Wicked: Live Release Party

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can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

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I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

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“ohhhhhh okok yeah ok that makes sense”

— me telling lies to my teacher so they stop trying to explain things to me (via reaq)

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Cluttered tiny home in Pennsylvania | photos by Carina Romano

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me on queer eye

antoni: this is an avocado

me, sobbing: did you know i’d die for you

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

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an icon

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Goals

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“resting bitch face” or, as i like to call it, “a woman that isn’t smiling”

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xx

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Ugh

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Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian

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I want to point out that they don’t kill people. Instead you get scenes like:

“Sir, the security systems are all shutting down!”

[cut to a shot of a bunch of trilobites scuttling around on the floor]

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the lights flicker and the power dies, a herd of screaming interns pelts down the hallway, fleeing the high-security wing which houses the most vicious and powerful predator of the entire age. the music swells as…

the three-foot-long shelled predator Anomalocaris flops awkwardly around the corner, wiggling its mouthparts ferociously

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