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hello i will try to write fanfictions as possible from different fanbases i hope you’ll like it👍

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fatui skirmishers x reader

i have the urge to write about it so why not also the names are taken from the quest lol

Imagine a random investigator woman finding the fatui in Chasm. She was there to help Jinwu and others but then she got very interested in the area so she decided to explore it because why not. While she was checking one cave out, she met with the fatui. They introduce themselves to her. Anton (Anemoboxer), Radomir (Hydrogunner), Temur (Pyroslinger) and Danila (Geochanter). The poor fatui were very hungry and had no food, this made her heart crack. Even though they were bad guys she just couldn't see them suffer like this. So she decided to help them.

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As she brought them the food, Mashkov (Electrohammer) tried to attack her thinking that Anton and others have betrayed them. While e was swinging his big hammer towards her, Anton held it. After stopping Mashkov, he explained the situation. They argued, trying their best to be on top of the argument, then Mashkov left them alone. While she was still at the shock of almost dying, she thanked Anton. Hugged him with her tiny body.

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After a few small talks the atmosphere filled with enjoyment. They felt like they were becoming closer and closer to each other. Since they enjoyed her company, she stayed with them for a while. Helping them with the food, keeping them busy with her impressive knowledge... The men loved her very much. Any word that came out of her pretty mouth was like music to their ears. Her gorgeous features always distracting them in a conversation. As they got more affiliate with her and since they weren't allowed to go back to Liyue, she took them to her place. A place near to Qingce Village but also distant from the guards and people. Everything was going great.

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Random Genshin Impact Headcanons

-Venti probably is drunk all the time change my mind. This man will drink two glasses of wine every hour.

-Scaramouche definitely gets jealous easily. 

-Childe gets tired often. Being a fatui ain’t easy.

-Itto smells like sweat mostly. My man doesn’t shave his armpit, thinks it makes him more manly. 

-Diluc uses the best shampoos in Monstad because a man gotta keep his hair smooth, silky and well-kept.

-Kaeya is actually in love with Dliuc’s special wined steak. But since they don’t get along well he had to sacrifice it. Big sad :(

-Zhongli never burns his tongue while drinking tea because he mastered how to not do it but in his younger days he used to destroy his mouth while trying to drink tea. Good old days..

-Albedo sometimes forgets his experiment tubes open. This causes all his work to go down the drain because it interacts with air.

-Thoma can actually play guitar very well. 

-Bennet’s bad luck cause a lot of embarrassing moments to occur. For example while he was taking a dump in public bathrooms someone opened the door.

-Razor pees everywhere to mark his territory. What? Thats what wolves tought him to do

-While eating ice cream it always gets stuck on Chongyung’s tongue.

-Xingxiu probably writes secret fanfics about the books he read on his note book and shows it to Albedo and Chongyun afterwards.

-Once Kazuha was in sync with the wind, a paper came to his face.

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Why did i laughed so much to this

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Zhongli x gn!reader headcanons

that I wrote in the middle of the night because I got nothing better to do and I can’t sleep :) part 2

- I feel like he would be the type to stay silent when he’s jealous. For example you have a friend which is very close to you, you guys keep making inside jokes and he’s there like 👁️👄👁️. 

-He would probably take you out to fancy resturats but girl he ain’t got no money so you will have to pay all that expensive shit sorry lmao

-Zhongli is also the kind of the guy to make mistakes often. I know this doesn’t make sense at first but hear me out. Imagine you guys are going on adate and you ask him the direction and he’s like oh i know this way. But you guys end up getting lost and every time he does sth wrong he will apologize formerly. You’ll be hearing that a lot. 

-Also because the fact that he’s almost 6000 years old you’ll have to explain many things to him. Like how a coffee machine works or how does a lighter works etc.

-He’s the type to talk a lot after a compliment. Like you’ll say that he does something good and he will be starting to tell its story about how its made.

-My man probably didn't know what shampoo was for before you came. He’ll be showering in the old-fashioned under the waterfall style. Idk ı just feel that way

-He will be proudly telling everything you did even though it was a basic thing with full of confidence to others. Like did you know my s/o opened a jar at the first try.

-Zhongli is also the type to understand even the slightest thing wrong. As an example you will say something like oh i cant take you seriously when you do that and he’ll started to ask questions like oh is it bad?

-This man wouldn't be able to show his love correctly in public because he’s old af he learned it that way. He will just call you “darling” thats all or “love” or “my dear s/o” . Sorry manners comes first :( 

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some zhongli x gn!reader stuff that i made hope you’ll like it

i feel like zhongli would be the type to not understand even some small jokes because he’s been alive too long and his humor is kinda old fashioned

i also see him as the guy who would praise you at the smallest things like you would be tying a knot and he’ll be like well done dear

i see him as the type to fall in love with only one person in his life he’ll wont be forgetting them if they’re mortal and wont be falling for (at least try not to fall) someone else because he’s loyal af

he’s the type to snore really loudly and keep you awake at night

he’s also the man of never ending hunger he will literally eat 10 bowls of ramen and wont be full because my man is a dragon and a god lol

he’s quite at the top on all genshin men list that who would take care of you when you’re sick my man knows how to take care of you from the oldest tips that he used to do on himself