evan :3

the one and only certified #1 queen fan

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

evan’s mom often thought of evan to be the next coming of christ through her delusions and episodes and treated him as such and once his father caught her trying to hang him on a cross

[laced-in-ruin]

STOP THIS YOURE SO RIGHT.

[tasteofthecitypeople]

anyway. rosier twins necromancy au but like in a frankenstein way where pandora is the doctor and evan is the creature. does anyone vibe

[musicaljunebugflautist]

graverobber barty x buried alive evan

alright, yeah, fine, whatever. barty does know, in theory, that grave robbing is immoral and wrong and disrespectful to the dead or whatever, but hey—when you’re a broke uni student who just recently disowned your crazy dad (who also happened to be crazy rich and is now no longer going to pay for your life) and can no longer make ends meet with a crappy barely-even-minimum-wage job, you sometimes have to take desperate measures, okay?

so what if barty (because bartemius is a disgusting old name for disgusting old prats and he refuses to use it, thank you very much) is spending his saturday night rifling through a graveyard? it’s no one’s business, least of all yours. all the jewelry and whatever that stuffy british people like to bury their relatives with sells for a lot on eBay, and he gets to see skeletons and things for free. barty gets to keep his flat and not have to go crawling back to his dad. the dead people seem chill with the arrangement. everyone’s winning, okay?

when he saw a fresh grave, okay, fine, maybe he got a little greedy. respect and whatever. but barty hasn’t ever really been all that respectful, and his stupid old landlord raised his rent again. so he starts digging.

the very last thing he expected to find was a very alive (and very, insanely, ridiculously handsome) boy stuffed into the coffin he just cracked open.

pale and beaten up and breathing shallowly, but alive nonetheless. (and also most definitely very, very attractive, even covered in dirt.)

barty might not be making any money off of this grave, but he isn’t that concerned about his rent anymore. he has a feeling that this boy will end up being more interesting than skeletons anyway. 

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: I’ll pay. Barty: No, me. Barty: *taps card first* [card declines] Evan: HA! *taps card* [card also declines]

[7975348473]

STOP IM CACKLING MY BROKE BABIES AAHAHAHAAAA @darlingmylovethatsmurder @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @viscountessnila @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @rara3swhimsy

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

THESE IDIOTS I LOVE THEM

[theaftersundown]

the holy grail types of fanfic

[meanao3thoughts]

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

[eerna]

wait for me, I'm coming

[goodmagicianproperthief]

i like to think that kaz is ambidextrous not for fighting in the barrel, not for sleight of hand, forgery, or lockpicking, but because jesper is left handed and used to always sit next to kaz at restaurants so that their elbows would bump together and kaz eventually got ragebaited enough to do something about it

[demonspawnwriter]

Evan is to Regulus what James is to Sirius

[sagedoesstuff]

The Black Brothers

Sirius and Regulus remaining close through school despite their parents trying to separate them. Despite their different houses. Despite their different friend groups. Despite Sirius eventually running away.

Sirius being the first one Regulus comes out to as trans. “Sirius, I think you might have a brother not a sister.”

Regulus being the first one Sirius comes out to as gay. “Reggie, I think you might be getting a brother-in-law not a sister-in-law. If I can get away from our parents.”

“Sirius being the one Regulus confides in about his crush on James. “Sirius, I think I like someone…” “Oh? Who is it? I can help you with it.” “Sirius, it’s James…”

Regulus running away to James’s house shortly after Sirius does, because James will gladly take him in too.

Sirius being friends with the Skittles. Regulus watching on as his brother talks about star signs and crystals with Pandora, gives fashion advice to Dorcas, gossips with Barty and trades food with Evan.

Regulus being friends with the Marauders. Sirius watching on as his brother talks about their lessons with Moony, giggles in corners with Wormtail and is completely in love with Prongs, whether either of them knows it is a different question.

Sirius and Regulus being known as the hottest at Hogwarts. Remus and James hating that everyone thinks that because “Oh James what are the chances that he likes me back. I’m just me and EVERYONE LIKES HIM.” and “Oh Remus how can I compete with any of them. He’s so pretty and surely he can’t think I’m good enough for him.”

Sirius being the one Regulus confides in about his crush on James. “Sirius, I think I like someone…” “Oh? Who is it? I can help you with it.” “Sirius, it’s James…”

Sirius being over the moon that Regulus likes James because he sees that way James looks at his Reggie and will not stand for either of his brothers to get hurt.

Regulus being the one Sirius confides in about his crush on Remus. “REG HELP I LIKE MY BEST FRIEND- NO NOT JAMES THE OTHER ONE- NO NOT THAT ONE EITHER I LIKE MOONY HELP ME!!!”

Regulus being over the moon because he sees the way Remus looks at his brother, and also because Remus was standing just behind Sirius…

Regulus being so happy for his big brother when he starts dating Remus, and not just because that means he gets a built in study buddy.

Remus and Sirius conspiring to get James and Regulus together post-Hogwarts. They have had enough of the pining. They lock them in a room together whilst they’re drunk and hope it works itself out. It does.

Regulus and Sirius being so happy now that they’ve both got their boyfriends.

Remus and James out one night drinking when they realise “What do we mean we got the hottest guys in school to fall in love with us?”

The Black Brothers being best friends despite everything in their way.

[tasteofthecitypeople]

okay since theres much noise about age gap rosekiller what about pathetic psychology professor barty and failing student evan whose the object of his obsession and theres freudian psychoanalysis involved what then

[hime-niki]

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

mmmm honestly this as moonrose would be kinda peak…….

[sootandspine]

why is it also giving binglefuck and barty? either one can have the axe; they are both trying to destroy the competition and become the last surviving barty version. or they might be fighting over evan idk

[laced-in-ruin]

this made me think of cowboy sunrose/rosekiller au tsktsk😖😖😖 miss them

Ive been thinking about very specifically this au for rosekiller and sunrose literally 24/7 like this is just too good 🤤🤤

We are so genius for coming up w this.

Like omfgggg sexy cowboy evan and cowboy barty and cowboy james come save me.

Imagine brief and tragic and super messy sunrosekiller cowboy au...

[four-toast-archive]

Lily could hit Barty with her car, back up, and hit him again, and that man would thank her for it.

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

all i want is for agegap rosekiller where its barty whos the older one

[arkleios]

The Body that Carries Him Fancomic - PROLOGUE

Description: Nyx recovers a burning dying star. The one named Zagreus, birthed anew in blood and darkness.

[this is the beginning] | >>> NEXT, CHAPTER 1 (will be updated)

Q: What is BCH?

A: A pre-canon Hades Fancomic with the headcanon of transmasc nonbinary zagreus, all posts will be tagged #the body that carries him comic or #bch comic

More comic info here