[itsdansheehan]

[cyberrdaddy-deactivated20150224]

[memewhore]

[plagueofinsects-deactivated2014]

[ichewyouupandispityouout]

[ketchupcapacity]

[itsalizzie]

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses]

your fav childhood memory?

Not paying bills

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[huffpost]

[dutchster]

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

[kidt82]

[unclefather]

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

[thedoctorknits]

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

[ppeachin-deactivated20170519]

Uhm yes

[lysergicyugen]

[jumpingbutnotforjoy-deactivated]

Goth

[wtfeveridgaf-deactivated2017030]

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

[itsalizzie]

friend: why is your room so messy?

me: my room was tidy last week, sorry you missed it.

[innercourse]

[teachmehowtoglovie]

EVERY TIME