Too Hot to Handle, and Too Cold to Hold...

...but never both at the same time. The Tumblr of J!.

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…want. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrHEr5nn2FJOIcxDZ4p1xqA2TZ7XzdWRku5Z3k0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hnirlt8yppzx

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Strutting into Monday like… #brewers #ourcrewouroctober (at Lake Forest, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BorDvKWA_Hmp06fg0IAhEHRkCTHLbeCjkjnD9o0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bdk3n0wdt8q4

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What are the odds of hitting 20,000 on the nose? https://www.instagram.com/p/BoTvpl_gZBokJb2KesoQTUfp6Eqlj6giiqXQO00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sdbfabvy05em

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My tea must think I have the day off of work. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm1DybghGbH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12bseys76c58h

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OMG These things are trrraaaaaaaaaaaash. Who’s out here enjoying these?!? #Capriccio

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To be fair, the space WAS open. (at Pick 'n Save)

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*sips* OMG this drink is perfect! *sips* Yes, this is aweso—wait, it’s gone already? #ice #ice #moreice #themostice #iceonice #iceicebaby #starbucks #grande #greentealemonade #washere (at Starbucks)

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As if I didn’t already have enough obstacles to overcome in life, now I have to figure out why I can’t win in Street Fighter II when I had this game mastered in the 90’s. Why now, Capcom?

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As if I didn’t already have enough obstacles to overcome in life, now I have to figure out why I can’t win in Street Fighter II when I had this game mastered in the 90’s. Why now, Capcom?

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This is what happens when you don’t know how to use your phone and you create screenshots every time your pull it out of your pocket. (at Lake Forest, Illinois)

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I could’ve hung out at the Riverwalk forever. (at Riverwalk, San Antonio Texas)

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I94. North. To downtown. #mke (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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You expect me to see stuff like this and go back to the Milwaukee Auto Show? Ha! (at The Chicago Auto Show)

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Yooooo! The Milwaukee Auto Show lets you sit in a few cars. But the Chicago Auto Show has TEST TRACKS! They’re actually driving cars in here! (at The Chicago Auto Show)

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Lit. 🔥 (at W Chicago - Lakeshore)

[itsallj]

I just bought a new TV. Am I excited over the sharp picture detail? Nope. Am I hyped over the wide array of colors? Nah. The only reason I love this purchase is because my remote control… has a remote control button!

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Is it possible to find a woman with this mindset?