Just Your Average 30-Something Swiftie

Texas | 32 | track 7 I can remember exactly where I was when I first heard Tim McGraw. #swiftiesover30

[music]

[itsalovestory18]

I AM NOT FINE

[taylorswift]

Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘

http://taylor.lnk.to/wildestdreamsTV

[itsalovestory18]

Excuse me what

[reputation2017]

“It’s all….very, very, very delicate, do you know what I mean?”

[loveisbraveandwild]

mentally im here

[itsalovestory18]

same.

[seolonglondon]

idk why people come to me for relationship advice when “how you get the girl” by taylor swift has existed for 7 years

[itsalovestory18]

In what universe are you too old for liking Love Story?!

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

Let's just face it - it's Taylor's world, we're just living in it. 🙂

True. So true.

[itsalovestory18]

Y’all. What do I even do now? Like...bro...you don’t even know any SINGLES???

[itsalovestory18]

Anyone notice how the headlines only talk about how Taylor did her own hair and makeup?

[itsalovestory18]

I was just chatting with a crush about Taylor and he said she went downhill after Red... so I guess I’m over that crush.

[itsalovestory18]

I feel a little stupid for not realizing Taylor was the man the whole time. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Of course she was!

[sophisticatedswifts]

Jason Derulo is my hero for posting these

[cubonetears-deactivated20220426]

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living

[ckentdaily]

this is it. this is the best tweet about donald trump’s impeachment and we can all go home now.

[itsalovestory18]

So that dude I’d started seeing...for almost two months...has now ghosted me. I’d given him one of my Lover CDs (since I had four but really just wanted the journals). I kinda wanna text him and make him give it back.

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[deair]

so how do i relationship

[itsalovestory18]

if this ain’t me