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中 ✓ EN ✓ FR ✓ adult ✓ pronouns ✗ you can call me mercury. i can and will block discourse blogs. ask is closed and messages are restricted (due to bots); feel free to contact me by replying to a post of mine or mentioning me in a post.

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[prokopetz]

Two questions in ascending order of importance:

Do any implants or prosthetic devices you had at the time of your death count as part of your skeleton for the purpose of necrourgic reanimation?

If so, does having a penile implant at the time of death mean your skeleton will be able to top?

[thememedaddy]

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[stormtide-leviathan]

Love character arcs where two people start in the same shitty place but one of them starts toward redemption and the other spirals further and further downward. Like yessssss the hardship of choosing to become a better person in spite of who you were before and the people who want you to stay like that. yessssssss suffer and spiral and become worse in spite of the better choice you refuse to accept. yesssssssss the inherent tragedy of losing someone you once loved to the person they are now.

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[teathattast]

[patterns-pets]

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

[maxknightley]

applying to jobs if it was good

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]