Hello... Hannah?

[bearded-shepherd]

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

[gaysemiotics]

Holy fucking shit

[juicetrump]

trump is DONE!

[milqi]

this is the video that needs to go viral 10x over

[itsame-hannie]

✨My tumblr aesthetic✨

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[forgamers]

[eggpuffs]

screams into my pillow

[humansofnewyork]

“He hid it from me for four years.  The whole time I believed he was in love with me.  He was always saying: ‘I love you.’  Always: ‘I want to be with you.’  And he seemed to care so much.  He’d always ask about what I read, and what I learned, and what I thought.  We’d talk about our future together.  I was so happy.  The world seemed so beautiful.  Until one night we were eating dinner, and his phone rang.  He glanced at the screen then put it down quickly.  Something felt strange, so I told him to answer it.  But he refused.  And that’s when I knew.  I pressed him for days until he finally admitted everything.  I went through all his emails.  All the things he ever told me, he’d told her too.  Word for word.  Everything had been lies.  They’d even travelled together when he claimed to be on business trips.  My world was broken.  I haven’t dated for years.  So many of my previous understandings have lost their meaning.  I no longer know what ‘loyalty’ is.  Or ‘commitment.’  I can’t even use the word ‘love’ anymore.  I used to say it all the time: ‘I love this,’ or ‘I love doing that.’  Now I just say that I ‘want’ to do something.  Or I use the word ‘happy’ a lot.  Like: ‘I’m happy to be with you.’  But never ‘love.  Because I don’t know what that is anymore.” (Hong Kong)

[thursday]

[generationiii-blog]

i write sins not shopping receipts

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

This skunk family heals me.

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

[theelegantuniverse-blog]

[addelburgh]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

[morathor]

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

[ithinkthereforeiam99-deactivate]

[iamretrokid]

I HATE ALL YA’LLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fka-dio-brando-deactivated20170]

Yall Going to hell lol

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[stream]

They want to kill my son. That devil wants to kill my son. When They See Us (2019) dir. Ava Duvernay