dittney worl

hi, my name is alex and i'm a walking meme, and i'm the reason why your pizza is still warm when it gets delivered.

[itsameshelnutt-blog]

gonna drag race and chill with this one

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offers for gay best friends will be accepted over aim

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@ luna ya sure. how many toppings

[mydeddyalabama]

I can’t wait till i marry drake so I can end every fight that’s clearly my fault by saying “am I talking to Drake right now…..or Aubrey?”

[itsameshelnutt-blog]

my name’s alex. i deliver pizzas (still warm pizzas) and all i want in life is to have a gay best friend.  why hasn’t it happened yet. i take photos and bang things too. just a side habit.

aim me @aimhatesme.png

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do i intro or nah

[itsameshelnutt-blog]

🌚 it's just a little too late... to intro. i'll be hanging on aim whilst i get coffee