shake it off

Andrew. I can still pretend I'm Spider-Man, right? roleplay blog, yo

[gryffinlaur]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH STOP LEAVING ME :(

[itsandrewg]

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW.

[itsandrewg]

You kiss Ryan Reynolds once and now everyone else wants in on the action. This is how my 2017 is going so far.

[gryffinlaur]

ANDREW. HI!!!!

[itsandrewg]

HELLO LAURA.

[itsandrewg]

He's the real winner here, tbh.

[itsandrewg]

You kiss Ryan Reynolds once and now everyone else wants in on the action. This is how my 2017 is going so far.

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

You and Ryan are couple goals, Andrew.

[itsandrewg]

I think he's gonna be mad I kissed someone else.

[itsandrewg]

You kiss Ryan Reynolds once and now everyone else wants in on the action. This is how my 2017 is going so far.

[andrewgarfield-daily]

Andrew Garfield attends the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.

[itsandrewg]

I shoud’ve pulled a Kanye and being like “I’ma stop you there but Andrew Garfield had the best performance as an actor in a drama of all time”. I mean, I know it wouldn’t work well with me praising myself but still.

[itsandrewg]

I leave for six months and everyone’s had babies and getting married. Everything has changed and I am a confused old man. Stop living life when I’m not around, thanks.

How are folk? What’s the hap???

[idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo]

Idk what you’re talking about.

HI, ANDREW. WELCOME BACK. You’ve been missed.

[itsandrewg]

Sure, Kelli. Sure. Congratulations on the babies, though! I need to come and see them asap. Please make sure their favourite Spider-Man is me. Tom is great and everything but... me.

I missed everyone! I promise to stick around this time. 

[itsandrewg]

I leave for six months and everyone’s had babies and getting married. Everything has changed and I am a confused old man. Stop living life when I’m not around, thanks.

How are folk? What’s the hap???

[zaynmlks]

I’m mad at you for kissing my man Ryan. How could you? I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.

[itsandrewg]

I’m mad at you for... always having good hair. HOW ABOUT THAT?

[jessknees]

We’re still round where we’ve been for awhile if you ever wanna visit! I’m more than game. We can talk about life and eat burritos, cool. YOU DID IT ON LIVE TV, C’MON.

[itsandrewg]

I might pop over tonight if you guys aren’t busy. We can have a proper catch up and I can bother Seb. Did he miss me? He totally did. WAS IT THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW?

[blackbird-em]

Still me. Ryan is great but.. Chrissy. Also yknow, I won an actual award and stuff.

[itsandrewg]

Spideypool beats everything. I’m really happy for you, by the way! You deserve it.

[jessknees]

I’M WONDERFUL. Did you have a good night last night? Is Ryan a good kisser? Give me deets.

[itsandrewg]

I did! It was a lot of fun. I saw all my favourite people. Well, most of them because you guys weren’t there. I can’t kiss and tell! I’m a gentleman.

[blackbird-em]

itsandrewg:

Andrew vs. Emma 2017, let’s go.

I’ll win, just so we’re clear. I’m cooler, I hung out with Chrissy Teigen last night so I’ve automatically won.

[itsandrewg]

But I kissed Ryan Reynolds last night so who is the real winner here?

[itsandrewg]

I leave for six months and everyone’s had babies and getting married. Everything has changed and I am a confused old man. Stop living life when I’m not around, thanks.

How are folk? What’s the hap???

[jessknees]

DAD. I’VE MISSED YOU. HI.

[itsandrewg]

DAUGHTER, I MISSED YOU TOO. ARE YOU GOOD?

[itsandrewg]

Andrew vs. Emma 2017, let’s go.

[ryanreynoldssource]

Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield share a kiss at the 2017 Golden Globes

[blackbird-em]

I’m the coolest person you know tbh. I hope everyone tells you how ridiculous saying what’s the hap is and you realise that I - like always - was right.

[itsandrewg]

You sure about that? I know a lot of cool people. Cool people love me. Nope, it’s gonna be the newest trend of 2017. Everyone will be saying it eventually.