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Nigri, Fuckin' weirdo. roleplaying blog! not the real thing. at all. in the slightest.

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A big happy birthday to mumma Emma!

I lovelovelovelovelove youuuu. 🎉🎈🎂🍻💕

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We used to have fun together We used to be dumb together But now I'm just dumb and all alone I gave you my heart forever Suddenly it's so whatever You want your shit back But you should know I'll never let it go

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wydkelli:

I am so ready to decorate our house in Halloween stuff from the ground up, we’re going to have to take a little trip to the store to buy all the necessities and (first!!!!!!) costumes.

And Halloween baking too. I guess.

Bring me baked goods and also the babies, thank.

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notreallycami:

Very excited to be a part of a new film New Romantic Movie with my girl Hayley.

… It’s not a Rom Com, though. Promise. 

... I could ship it.

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gryffinlaur:

Of course the moment I’m home the first thing I do is get back to work. Emmys and editing a movie is a lot of work but it’s been really nice spending a lot of time with my mom and sister! I’m so excited for everyone to see the movie and I will finally have music out soon I meet everybody from my new label next week and it’s so exciting! 

….I need to stop saying the word soon.

Around when is “soon” in your world, though? Huh? Huh, missy??

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whatsasuitelife:

You know when you feel a certain type of way and you kind of know you’ve felt that kind of way for a while but it’s still really confusing?

I dunno, man. I’m tired. I don’t remember the last time I had a decent nights sleep but Riverdale is back on our screens in less than a month. Tune in to see Jughead probably being even more angsty than before.

…No. No, I don’t. Unless you mean like, you’ve felt super hungry or something for a while, but you just ate two burritos or whatever, and you shouldn’t still be hungry but you are, man. You just are. I’ve been there way too often.

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THANK YOU, BOSTON. YOU WERE AMAZING. #SleepingForAWeek

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eleveninabox:

Jess, hello! How are you? What’s going on? Is everything good?

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I’m GREAT. WONDERFUL. HAPPY TO BE HERE. How are you, how’s life, how’s things, how’s everything, hi, hello, hey.

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capnlarson:

I think we can all recognize a mistake was made today. We all make mistakes - I make mistakes every single day and am somehow gainfully employed. What we can do is learn from those mistakes and take the necessary steps to do better. 💞

...the world doesn’t deserve you. 

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eleveninabox:

Tried to challenge Karen for her karaoke queen title last night and got embarrassingly annihilated.

Pro tip: never question her karaoke skills.

Anyway, it’s the weekend. What’s everyone doing? Any parties? Where’s the cool kids hanging at?

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hi.

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kingofsociallyawkwardpenguins:

Jetting off to an island with a big group of my favorite people and I am excited! It’s the band’s last couple of weeks of being jobless before we finally go back to playing shows and touring so we have to make the most of it.

I’ll bring everyone gifts back if you’re lucky.

Finally doing work, you dirty hippies. Smh.

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Squad. ❤️️ These two humans are precious forever. The world does not deserve them.      ( @omgletstouchthebooty )

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I am not the best, I do not represent ALL cosplay. I think maybe I represent the fun more casual side of cosplay. The "do it however you like!" side. I KNOW I am not the best, my dudes. I know I am average as fuck my dudes. I don't ever want anyone to think I am sitting here thinking that I AM AMAZINNNG. I am pretty god damned average hahah. I wake up with insecurities and doubts in my mind about what I am doing every single day. But do you know what makes it all worth it? How much fun this shit is. You guys. The friends. The experiences. It's so fun. (If you haven't cosplayed yet WHY HAVEN'T YOU ITS AMAZING) Life can be so so awful, but to have this creative escape... to be able to be someone else for just a little bit.. to...not be me for a while... feels amazing. I love cosplay. I love making costumes. I love what I do. But please know... I am so mediocre, hahaha. There are so many amazingly talented humans out there who just continuously knock my socks off with what they can make. It's so genuinely incredible. I watch in awe at their expansive creativity and hope one day I can be like THEM. I don't know how I got here. I don't know what I am doing. But ...isn't that just... life in general? idk. I love you guys. I have no clue what I am doing but I am going to keep doing it. Thank you for being so awesome to me. I owe everything I am to you. Absolutely everything. Thanks for believing in me.

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taysaysx:

.. I trust this.

Please wash you hands.

OF COURSE, SENPAI. I’d never touch your insides with dirty hands, don’t worry, shhhshhhshhhh. I’ll even double sanitize after I wash, shhhh.

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taysaysx:

..have you ever performed surgery before??

....not exactly, but I’ve worn a bunch of nurse costumes and that’s basically the same thing.

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taysaysx:

New friend, what else can I do.

I haven’t slept in days, I’m ill..

this must be it.

Do you want me to open you up and perform surgery? BONDING.

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taysaysx:

Unsure what I ate but this stomach bug is sure doing great things for my #summerbod.

Please leave me here to die.

Pls don’t die, new friend!