pls

end my suffering

[spitblossoms]

[uriahraex]

the smell of the wind, rain, and earth all at once is so overwhelmingly calm and gives me so much serotonin it’s unimaginable

[whhyyyyxdddhackme122]

i have made my bed now i will cry in it

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

[unrealunearths]

her hips don’t lie and i detect no lies here

[tiavision]

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

[rabtownsend]

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[prophecyguy]

[konoko]

[sailorbrazil]

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

[l-vitsa]

©

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

[tsartorial-deactivated20131204]

*gets a compliment*

[humor-is-coping]

[seasonallydefective]

This post came into my house and physically slapped me across the face

[nydle]