It's Been The Worst Day Since Yesterday

Kate, 23, Galway, Ireland. (Originally of Boston, Massachusetts)

[death-by-lulz]

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

[asheathes]

Destiny still arrives.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[onlytwitterpics]

[shift-to-vector-cannon-mode]

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

[fauxnography]

I literally remember being a young tot in the theater on the edge of my seat, wide eyed at everything that was going on, and it all just being the most magical intense scene I’d ever seen

Beeeeee goooooood.

[the-hobbit-who-lived]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[friends-daily]

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[westafricanbaby]

Babyyyy awww

[itslitfamilia-deactivated202307]

All I need

[mcavoy]

[bellygangstaboo]

Next time a Hollywood executive tells a Black filmmaker that Black stories or films don’t sell overseas…

[anarchetypalarchive]

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

[leialuke]

rey: train me

luke: 

[secluded-love]

holy shit

[gardianforce]

This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.

[reddit-tales]

Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

[madlori]

Plot fucking twist.

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[bi-shenanigans-deactivated20210]

I love her

[babyegg-deactivated20250610]

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

Whats up u depressed bastard

[dutchster]

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times