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the blair emerson if it doesn't require stilettos, i'm not interested

[sarahscelebs-deactivated2020062]

If I say I’m not sick of all this pumpkin spice stuff, will I be excommunicated from the world? 

[itsblair-emerson]

Mm... definitely.

[covingtonrp-blog]

Whoever said Tuesday nights are boring, clearly never spent one at Babydolls. I’m still hungover and exhausted from last night.

[itsblair-emerson]

Tuesday nights weren't exactly designed to be spent drinking.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

This is literally the strangest conversation I’ve ever had with someone.

[itsblair-emerson]

You can definitely say that again.

[bangbangraven-deactivated201412]

They lack a serious navigational skills. This is what I get for cutting through the boardwalk.

[itsblair-emerson]

Not to mention, they pecked at my cucumber sandwich after I turned away for no more then ten seconds.

[addisonraynecooper]

Queen of Hearts , Ice Queen or Mary Poppins?

[itsblair-emerson]

Without a doubt, Ice Queen.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

Don’t get big headed now. I’m just starting to tolerate you.

[itsblair-emerson]

You'll rub off on me, eventually.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

I guess you’re not so bad.

[itsblair-emerson]

I'm great. You aren't too shabby yourself.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

I’ll throw these out after I get the new pair.

[itsblair-emerson]

That's more like it.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

So let me get this straight, you’re willing to buy someone you just met and who was rude to you a pair of new shoes?

[itsblair-emerson]

Yes.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

Wait, you’re serious about buying me a new pair? I was only being sarcastic.

[itsblair-emerson]

It's no biggie and like I said - as long as those shoes are gone...

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

Are you going to buy me a new pair?

[itsblair-emerson]

If you agree to never wear anything partly as hideous as those then sure.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

Wrong. I actually liked them so I bought them for what is to me, a good price.

[itsblair-emerson]

Or their is that option. Don't waste a second thought on them, I know a great charity store that would be thankful for the donation.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

These were on sale.

[itsblair-emerson]

In other words, the store owner wanted to get rid of them and you somehow got tricked into wasting money on them.

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

What’s wrong with my shoes?

[itsblair-emerson]

I don't know what's more baffling, your surprise to how wrong those shoes are or how you walked out in them.

[c--maston]

I can’t seem to get my car to start. This is like the perfect ending to my day. 

[itsblair-emerson]

Call a mechanic?

[tbhdakota-deactivated20141218]

To? There isn’t much to talk about right now.

[itsblair-emerson]

I definitely wouldn't mind discussing just how wrong your shoes are.

[halliebrookes]

Not like fully purple. God no, that’s just tacy. I mean more of a dip dyed lavender.

[itsblair-emerson]

Oh, thank heavens. Tacky is an understatement on a fully purple head - dip dyed lavender on the other hand sounds... not so tacky.