Marlboro Mom

My name is Britainee. The most important thing in my life is my daughter, Leilani.

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[weloveshortvideos]

[goodd6969]

Lol wow black ppl

[luckicharmzzz]

[thejayrock1]

Brave for real

[nnfirnid]

The black excellence that would shake the whole olympics up

[blvckhermione]

^^^^^^^^

[candiikismet]

I just screamed GOD DAMN! Every time I see this I’m shook!!

[nintenco]

[o-dellbeckham-deactivated202101]

im going to bed bitch I’m not fucking with y'all today…😂😂

[bannedfromclubpenguin-deactivat]

[colombianxs]

[mexicanist-deactivated20151125]

[folkforestwitch]

Look at this curly cutie Breed: Selkirk Rex

[definitely-a-heterosexual]

if you don’t put that hour back where you found it so God help me

[antoniporowski]

KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

[hereisatinypotato]

As someone who is generally pretty quiet, and has been constantly interrupted and talked over my whole life, I just feel the need to express my genuine love for people who actually listen. People who give me time to talk and prompt me to continue if someone interrupts me. I love you. Please keep that up.

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[capacity]

*gets distracted psychoanalyzing myself*

[gdirtyfunk]

OH MY GOD

[mae0x]

if you can’t handle me at my panic attacks then you don’t deserve me at my still filled with general anxiety but not totally suffocating

[stimman3000]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

everyone deserves a friend like ilana