Don't You Dare Touch Me Paul McCartney

Cynthia, but you can call me Cyn. One time I married a Beatle, or something. Paul is sometimes tolerable.

[itscynthialennon]

I’m baby

[itsjamesdean]

MA’AM

[itscynthialennon]

yes 

[itsjamesdean]

lemme smesh

[itscynthialennon]

do I know you

[itscynthialennon]

I’m baby

[itspaulmccartney]

hey baby [spins body to face her, giant dog cone around neck]

[itscynthialennon]

thanks I....hate it

[itscynthialennon]

I’m baby

[itsjamesdean]

MA’AM

[itscynthialennon]

yes 

[itscynthialennon]

I’m baby

[itscynthialennon]

im gonna take my horse to the old town road im gonna fuck Paul in the ass 

[itsjamesdean]

please ma’am may I have a crumb of coochie

[itscynthialennon]

we sold out 

[itsjamesdean]

i got alex trebek nudes if u find some in the back

[itscynthialennon]

o shit suddenly we got a fresh shipment in 

[itsjamesdean]

*slides envelope of alex trebek nudes across the table*

[itscynthialennon]

*snatches them up* pleasure doing business with you *yeets out a window* 

[itsjamesdean]

*flies back in, levitates above her* spare coochie ma’am?

[itscynthialennon]

it expired yesterday 

[itspaulmccartney]

@itscynthialennon

[itscynthialennon]

hi what do you want 

[itspaulmccartney]

cyn im hot n heavy PLEASE help

[itscynthialennon]

ok how 

[itscynthialennon]

im gonna take my horse to the old town road im gonna fuck Paul in the ass 

[itsjamesdean]

please ma’am may I have a crumb of coochie

[itscynthialennon]

we sold out 

[itsjamesdean]

i got alex trebek nudes if u find some in the back

[itscynthialennon]

o shit suddenly we got a fresh shipment in 

[itsjamesdean]

*slides envelope of alex trebek nudes across the table*

[itscynthialennon]

*snatches them up* pleasure doing business with you *yeets out a window* 

[itspaulmccartney]

@itscynthialennon

[itscynthialennon]

hi what do you want 

[itscynthialennon]

im gonna take my horse to the old town road im gonna fuck Paul in the ass 

[itsjamesdean]

please ma’am may I have a crumb of coochie

[itscynthialennon]

we sold out 

[itsjamesdean]

i got alex trebek nudes if u find some in the back

[itscynthialennon]

o shit suddenly we got a fresh shipment in 

[itspaulmccartney]

cyn so hot

[itscynthialennon]

it’s the mercury poisoning 

[itscynthialennon]

im gonna take my horse to the old town road im gonna fuck Paul in the ass 

[itsjamesdean]

please ma’am may I have a crumb of coochie

[itscynthialennon]

we sold out 

[itscynthialennon]

im gonna take my horse to the old town road im gonna fuck Paul in the ass 

[itscynthialennon]

salutations, fuckers 

[itscynthialennon]

*bends down on one knee, cringing bc boney, bare legs from james dean shaving service* dearest cynthia. or should i say. sinthia. love of my life. please marry me and eat my melon flavored ass tonight

*starts tearing up* oh 🅱️aul, of course I will!! I’ll eat that sweet, sweet melony ass for the rest of my life. as your………………..wife. 

[itspaulmccartney]

i love u

[itscynthialennon]

I love u too, 🅱️aul mc🅱️artney 

[itspaulmccartney]

ur my favorite wife

[itscynthialennon]

fucking  h e l l o

[itspaulmccartney]

hello :))))))) i love u :))) ;) ;)

[itscynthialennon]

I love u too :) 

[itscynthialennon]

*bends down on one knee, cringing bc boney, bare legs from james dean shaving service* dearest cynthia. or should i say. sinthia. love of my life. please marry me and eat my melon flavored ass tonight

*starts tearing up* oh 🅱️aul, of course I will!! I’ll eat that sweet, sweet melony ass for the rest of my life. as your………………..wife. 

[itspaulmccartney]

i love u

[itscynthialennon]

I love u too, 🅱️aul mc🅱️artney 

[itspaulmccartney]

ur my favorite wife

[itscynthialennon]

fucking  h e l l o

[itscynthialennon]

*bends down on one knee, cringing bc boney, bare legs from james dean shaving service* dearest cynthia. or should i say. sinthia. love of my life. please marry me and eat my melon flavored ass tonight

*starts tearing up* oh 🅱️aul, of course I will!! I’ll eat that sweet, sweet melony ass for the rest of my life. as your………………..wife. 

[itspaulmccartney]

i love u

[itscynthialennon]

I love u too, 🅱️aul mc🅱️artney 

[itscynthialennon]

*bends down on one knee, cringing bc boney, bare legs from james dean shaving service* dearest cynthia. or should i say. sinthia. love of my life. please marry me and eat my melon flavored ass tonight

*starts tearing up* oh 🅱️aul, of course I will!! I’ll eat that sweet, sweet melony ass for the rest of my life. as your………………..wife. 

[itsjamesdean]

are you saying my shaving service wasn’t any good

[itspaulmccartney]

my legs are perfectly bare. smooth as a baby’s bottom. thank u

[itscynthialennon]

um 

[itspaulmccartney]

yes soon to be wife?

[itscynthialennon]

I want to 

touch the 🅱️utt

[itspaulmccartney]

*ass out to u*

[itscynthialennon]

*a gentle caress* 

[itspaulmccartney]

it smell like melons?

[itscynthialennon]

*sniff* oh y e s 

[itspaulmccartney]

*puts pants on* good

[itscynthialennon]

thank you for keeping your ass nice n fresh for me. it is the greatest gift u can give ur future wife.