Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
having a normal one on twitter
Ok but like regardless of how wild this is, what IS wrong with Judy Hopps?
shes a cop
There's only one exception to ACAB
Regardless of if she's a cop I don't approve of her having an abortion.
I suppressed that memory, DIE in an automobile accident
Can we go back to that first comment actually
what the fuck happened to my post
tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.
Tubi is where I found this gem:
wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?
tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to
texas giraffe update:
💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖
"Don't worry my beautiful mutual, I'll save you!" *Changes your two note flop post into a four note flop post*
i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..
Tumblrinas when jesse pinkman sells methamphetamine to people in recovery meetings instead of selling lemonade to fund his top surgery or whatever
jesse is an outgoing asexual and walt is a shy pansexual and they have to live together and *blows up this whole website with tnt*
I think breaking bad would be better if Walter was a witch who's looking for her cat Jesse in the Alps
We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks
I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal
This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax
t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it
Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)
Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.
Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.
Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.
It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.
65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean
I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today