Master of Disguise

Be slow, and sluggish, and slothenly and sleepy. Being ready isn't good, in fact it's just plain... Creepy. Get Lazy, Get Lazy, Everybody gotta get Lazy (Independent Robbie Rotten RP blog Read Rules and Instructions please tracking: itsdisguisetime )

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Banner art by Mookie000

Alright nerds, I put little to no effort on this blog and already it has more followers than my other muses. So I’m all up making a big all giant follow forever. Like it’s big because this is the first one I’ve ever made so bare bear? with me.

Fellow park workers

human-bluejay , ostrxch , sensually-playing-possum, ask-mordo-dude , mordecxi

Hella gays

immortal-y-o-u-t-h , braiiniac , damxsu , caeruleux , omacek , itsdisguisetime , innerdemxn , boywithwebs , celestii , xforestdreams , antonioxperez , vanishingmxther , loverofwarmhugs , jamiexbennett , bxminable , donttouchthebutton , bxygenius , bloominghands , akaisuzume, corduroyx , xshywingedprince , castxffs, littlehiro6 , beyondbirthdxy , dippxr , astraanopsia , yourewrongyouknow, grimmandy , daringxdarlingg

People I’m too much of a little bitch to talk to

txrralutum , edhelernil , jarxth , 5hou , phlxgmatic , celadonfragrance , ereonxru , efficientredsniper , fxwa , xferapuer , agirlandherdemon , ziinthos , macabregxth , kurohigi , schreckliich , redstarved , tweenxqueen

If you aren’t listed that doesn’t mean I don’t love you dumb farts as much as the ones here. I just have a big follow list and couldn’t fit everyone on there.

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              [ ≛ ] "Dude, what’s your damage? Children are meant to be seen                      and not heard? Yeah, good luck with that. I might just start telling                      the local soccer team that this is a good place to play ball.” He raised                      his eyebrows slightly, and shook his head. “Yeah, you’re officially the                      weirdest grown up I’ve ever met.” 

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{ ZzZ } -     "Damage?" Robbie instantly started up a laugh. Didn't this boy know who he was? Every child in LazyTown knew about the Robbie Rotten. The most dastardly, laziest, and handsome crook around, pff- what was wrong with this kid?     "Dear, poor, simple little boy- don't you know to whom you're talking to? I'm Robbie Rotten. You're little threats and whatever don't bother me."               On second thought... a whole team of kids, playing, running, being active, eating sports candy. The sudden realization of what could be at stake sent a visible shiver through  the grown man. That was definitely not something he would be looking forewords to.  Ignoring the slight compliment, he quickly started fidgeting with his hands, whilst giving his lips a quick lick.                                            "You won't be doing that though, right?"

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Inserts a twerking Sportacus in ur blog. Hola yolo.

{ ZzZ } -

       “Oh Sportahoney, that is such a sad excuse for a twerk. Le’me show you how it’s done.”

                   "Or not."

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( okay it's getting late- and I have to work more on drafts at my other account. I'm headin' to there then bed. See ya- and remember to be lazy. )

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LazyTown is the closest to a real life cartoon we’ll ever get

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  " Dude I dress hella chill. Maybe you just don’t know how to be hip like me."

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{ ZzZ } - 

     "Hah! Chill?              You wouldn't even know chill if it came up and slapped you in the face!" A loud, boisterous laugh emitted from the man, before he placed a hand at his hip.                 "I don't need to be hip, because I am lazy- and lazy is hip. Therefore I am already hip."

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  "Really?" Astrid said smirking. "Then how do you explain this?" Astrid whistled followed by Stormfly landing next to her.

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{ ZzZ } -      Robbie gave a nod, slightly satisfied with himself. Children had such big imaginations.  His gaze was soon averted from the girl, and drawn towards what seemed to be a... a, dragon... A real life dragon!           Letting out a shriek of terror he quickly latched himself to the nearest tree, in perhaps a manner of defense.

       "Dragon!!!"

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  "You are a very strange human I must say." Vendra shook her head and crossed her arms. "I can be lazy as long as I want after conquering the planet and enslaving everyone.” 

This guy just didn’t get it, did he?

"I’m just wasting my time with you. I really need to destroy something now." 

[itsdisguisetime]

{ ZzZ } -        Enslave everyone? Well... that didn't sound too peachy. Then again neither did anything that took effort. What a predicament.   "Strange? I'm not the one with an, interesting hairdo. Nice choice in colors though." Guess she did have an okay fashion sense.                  "Destroy? Anything would do right?"        The rotten man grew a dastardly grin on his face, thinking of something that in his mind was absolutely perfect! This conquering whoever could help him get rid of the pink typhoon and blue tornado!                             "I know of some things that could go, LazyTown wasn't meant to have all of this sports equipment. There's so much too... mind taking care of that?"

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  " Master of disguise? Are you disguising yourself as a loser?"

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{ ZzZ } -

    "What? No!" The nerve of some people!             "This is my normal attire, if I wanted to disguise myself as a loser, I'd dress like you or that Sportaflop."

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  "I flew here on my dragon and I saw some brightly colored town and I went it see what it was."

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{ ZzZ } -        "Dragon?!" The man instantly turns his head around and about, frantically searching the area for said beast. Luckily for him he didn't catch sight of it. Phew.                "What are you talking about? Dragons aren't real, everyone knows that."

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" There’s no hope for you in those clothes."

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{ ZzZ } -

      "You're one to talk about fashion. I am the Master of Disguise, and who exactly are you?"

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  "Lazy Town? No, I’m a Berkian, a Viking."

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{ ZzZ } -          "Huh?"

   A viking? They were still around at this day and age? "Okay... so how did you get here? Also, why are you here?"

[koriandrtheconqueror-blog]

  "Because then I’ll get nothing done! How can I go down in history if I don’t do something really evil? For example, conquer your planet!” 

The witch placed her hands on her hips and glared at the human. He just didn’t understand! Why was she wasting her time with him? 

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{ ZzZ } -          "Conquring a planet takes far too much effort though, Getting nothing done is exactly what you should be focusing on! Why, the possibilities of laziness! You could also go down in history for practically doing nothing at all.                 ...   Wait no, that position is being filled."              Robbie slowly uncrossed his arms, turning his attention away for a moment. "Well, okay- do whatever you want. As long as it's lazily."                                 Laziness was the correct method for everything anyway, you could rule while being lazy. Just make everyone else be as lazy as you, there- problem solved.

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  「 ❤」— 

                       ❝ Wait a sec, why would you want everyone to be lazy? Being active                          keeps you alive. You do know that right? And to be honest, if we were                          all to suddenly become lazy, more so the ‘embodiment of laziness’ there                          would be a load of people probably dying. You wouldn’t want that                          right?  Because if you are the embodiment of laziness you’d be too lazy                          to do anything, that includes eat, go to the bathroom, and leave the                          house. Ever.  And who would take care of the world around us? The                          land would die and the world would probably end. Wow you’re quite the                          evil master mind if you want the world to end like that.❞  

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{ ZzZ } -

          Wow, talk about a bit of a killjoy. Who mentioned anything about dying- oh right, this stranger. Then again, she did call him an evil master mind.      "That, is not entirely what I meant. I don't want people to die. Three things that I would like people to do would be eat junk food, never leave their houses, and nap. I never said die, sheesh." Perhaps he shouldn't share his plans so openly again, to anyone. The wrong idea obviously could be taken from what he said.    "... Though I am bad, er- evil."

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"You don’t understand the concept of sarcasm do you?" Astrid rolled her eyes

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{ ZzZ } -       "What!? Of course I do!" Robbie glared slightly at the strange girl shifting his weight on one side.               "Whatever, who are you anyway? You're not a LazyTowner..."

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vendrathespacewitch

{ ZzZ } -

                What was she talking about? World domination, something along those lines right? The man gave a sneer and crossed his arms.             "Pff, why waste your time in trying to conquer the world when you can be lazy?"