Conqueror

Greetings worthless creatures. I am Koriand'r, Tamaran's finest warrior! I take great pride in my power and shall use it to ensure you pathetic beings worship my great people! (Indie Evil AU Starfire from Teen Titans)  

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Alternate Evil

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Greetings insignificant slaves. As you know I’ve been the ruler of my Tri-State Area for quite some…

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Invade my muse's personal space! Send "you're warm" to see my muse's reaction to yours randomly cuddling up to them.

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Sentence Meme, the angst, the fluff and the in-between.

You were supposed to call me back.” 

"What do you think you’re doing?" 

"Trespassers will be prosecuted.” 

"I don’t feel too well." 

"My heart beats for only you." 

"What’s the best way of getting into your pants?" 

"How you doin’?" 

"I’m about five seconds away from slapping you." 

"Mother told me not to speak to strangers." 

"They say that chest is best.” 

"I’m totally not checking you out. 

"Kiss me hard before you go." 

"I changed my number." 

"You’re not welcome here." 

"I saw you with that other girl/boy." 

"Please don’t leave." 

"I wanted the best for you." 

"I did it for us." 

"I’m not supposed to be doing this." 

"Isn’t this illegal?" 

"You’ve got a friend in me." 

"I am NOT lazy!" 

"Let’s runaway. It can be just me and you." 

"We’re forever." 

"Okay?" 

"You’re impossible to live with." 

"I’m pregnant." 

"Don’t fool yourself." 

"You’ve turned my world." 

"I know you didn’t want to speak to me but…hi." 

"I could cut myself on your cheekbones." 

"Fear the living." 

"I’m allergic to bullshit." 

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Send " /)////(\ " if your to shy to ask to rp with me but you really want to.

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:OO < kori!!

:33 < i have hunting stories to tell you!!

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Oh?

Do tell!

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warning: dont ship things with me. I will torment you.

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"Watching others who are in immense pain is always hilarious. Would you not agree with me?"

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It was a dark and stormy night in San Fransokyo. Kori was never a fan of rain to be honest. She much preferred the sunny days as they filled her with more energy to go out and destroy others.

The disguised alien leaned back against the wall as she turned her attention to Leiko and her friends. Kori did not care for them all that much. They did not strike her as...being worthy of her attention. Leiko had managed to earn that over time.

They had been working on some type of machine for the past few hours and dare she say it, Kori was curious to know what it did. Despite their lowly human status, they all seemed to be smart to a certain degree. Carefully she approached them, but moved closer to Leiko when given the chance.

"What are you working on?" A hand went to lay upon the metallic machine. It booped and beeped as it almost seemed complete. Thunder rumbled outside as lighting went off in the distance. The power momentarily flickered as the light went off before coming back on.

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sasaixninja:

  "Then I just put in an app to stop you from conquering Norrisville as the Ninja. Hope I get h i r e d . “

"You think you can stop me? Hah! You are but a lowly human. Ninja or not, I can break you easily."

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sasaixninja:

  "Of destroying the city…? You think I’ll let you just waltz in and do that?”

"Yes, yes I do. I am Koriand'r the Conqueror! It is my job to destroy and take over." 

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sasaixninja:

| koriandrtheconqueror♥’d your post |

"Why are you a i m i n g at me….?”

"Because you are in my way!" 

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☒

Send me a ☒ and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-50 to see which text my muse will send to yours (it’s a mixed bag, so proceed with caution)

[text] It’s cold, you should come keep me warm.

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[text:Tamaran Warrior] Dang, I thought you were serious there for a minute.

[text:Tamaran Warrior] Lmfao. That was funny.

[text:Tamaran Warrior] You have persuaded me. I’m in on the hot cocoa and blankets deal.

[text:Tamaran Warrior] Well the hedgehog is fake. He’s one of those video game characters.

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[text:Motorcycle friend] Ha ha. Btw don't go into the shed behind the house. Trust me.

[text:Motorcycle friend] This is good. I am pleased with this. We shall huddle and do the warming up together. I will not freeze to death today!

[text:Motorcycle friend] Oh. I do not play many games. 

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  :33 < can do~!

:33 < pawve course :33 < im pawlways ready to help :33 < mewsually anyway

:33 < atten :33 < try not to furget me after you conquer your next world~

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Atten.

I will have to remember your name. Hopefully I will achieve my goal and conquer it in the name of my glorious empire!

Then I can move onto a new one. 

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Parenthood Starter Sentences!

"It's your turn..."

"He's/she's crying again."

"Aren't they adorable at this age?"

"Just a few more months to go..."

"Are we sure I'm pregnant and not just really fat?"

"I'd like to see YOU try going through this."

"WE'RE not pregnant, YOU are."

"Are you going to pick them up from school, or do I have to call in another favor from my mother?"

"Can't we just dump them at the neighbors' and take a night or two?"

"Obviously he/she won't stop crying, so why don't we just soundproof the room?"

"No, we can't leave him/her on a stranger's doorstep."

"We have two beautiful kids... and another kid."

"They're adorable, when they're sleeping."

"The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."

"They're already so excited for Christmas but we're running out of money."

"So, who's going to give them the talk?"

"He/she got sent to the principal's office--again."

"You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."

"I don't care what you say, I'm not naming him after you."

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Death

Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed.

It had happened so suddenly. One day the alien conqueror had felt just fine…and the next she was coughing and sneezing like crazy. Her skin had turned a deathly green and she found herself unable to stand up straight. It only got worse as the days went on. 

It seemed as though she had been infected with some sort of Earth virus. While only giving a sore throat to humans, it proved to be fatal for a Tamaranean. 

By the end of the week, Kori could barely move or talk. She tried to fight it as best she could, refusing to face the fact that she might die on this miserable world. 

But eventually she had given up. In her last few hours, she had called for only one person to see her. 

Leiko. 

The closest thing she had to a…a friend upon this world. She enjoyed her company and had planned something for when she had to reveal her true alien origins. Sadly that would never come now.

"…Leiko." Her voice was dry and a weak cough came from the dying alien. "I am…not who you think I am. I do not have the time to explain…" Slowly a hand points to the table near the two. 

"On there…is a data pad. I wish for you…to read all the information on it and call my parents afterwards. Tell them that I love them. By the time they come here, I will have passed on. Hopefully to the Great Hall of X’hal. Could you do that for me, friend? I thank you.” 

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  :33 < thank you! |33 < purrhaps when i return i can tell you pawlllll about it

:33 < well if they dont bow you could pawlways just cut them off at the calves :33 < then they kind of have to!

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Do tell! I am curious.

Hmmm. I will remember this bit of information. I thank you strange creature who enjoys making cat things on the internet. 

What did you say your name was again? 

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Coffee or Dream [[for the drabble thing]]

Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours

A frustrated groan came from the tamaranean warrior as she felt Nepeta poke her once more. It started up again and she continued to poke her relentlessly. 

"Please stop…I can not take this torment much longer." A hand reached to grab hers as Kori looked at her companion. The only thing she received was a large toothy grin before the troll freed herself and continued to poke the alien.

"…No more coffee for you."