Elise

1999 | Norway

[sobcat]

this saturday we succeed!!

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Opening Instagram Is Self Harm !!!

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[drtanner]

A universal experience tbh, lol.

(By Jack Ziegler, for the New Yorker.)

[priezpourlui]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[skieskrash]

every time someone says some shit like "girl math" I remember her

I love you katherine johnson I'm so sorry for how many modern women are spitting on your legacy

[cherubg1rl]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[kosmogrl]

[burntundertones]

[cosmicanger]

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[kelcipher]

[untitledorb]

i read the sentence “abusers groom their character witnesses as carefully as they groom their victims” (in a comment thread in response to a “but i know [the accused] and hes such a nice man!!”) and it’s blowing my mind a weird amount even though i guess i already knew that