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KIROKAZE
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Origami Around
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Color Me Curious
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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ojovivo
official daine visual archive
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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@itsem-eeleeya
TEXT MEME 📲 EMILICIA
ALICIA: Wait, what bite marks?
ALICIA: Are you seeing something on my body that I'm not?
ALICIA: Oh my God, do you think this whole shoulder issue is down to a spider bite or something?
Emilija: i have so many dirty spider jokes that i could use rn...
Emilija: are you proud im choosing to be a decent human instead?
[ TEXT ] I’m only saying it because I love you. (From Nicola)
here!
Text || Nicola&Emilija
Nicola: I’m only saying it because I love you
Emilija: sure
Emilija: do you know the perks of being surrounded by nerds? u LEARN stuff
Emilija: like, i recently heard someone saying that humans process visual data better
Emilija: crazy huh?
Emilija: that means you gotta give me food if you want me to feel that love you're speaking of
TEXT MESSAGE 📲 CHLOIJA
CHLOE: I lived in San Fran for a while, glitter is no joke.
CHLOE: And yes, yes, it's been established that I'm old :P
Emilija: omg
Emilija: idk if im laughing at the joke or at the fact that you can, in fact, make jokes
Emilija: old women is better anyway~~
TEXT | SPENIJIA
SPENCER: Maybe you did both.
SPENCER: Maybe there was a rip in the spacetime continuum that happened whenever you were napping.
SPENCER: You never know what Back to the Future things could be occurring.
SPENCER: But most importantly, did you nap well?
Emilija: i knew youd appreciate a reason to nerd
Emilija: id get something similar had i sent that to harper instead
Emilija: very. woke up ready for alcohol and questionable decisions. is tuesday too early to party for you?
TEXTS || OPEN
Blair: I bought six boxes and have no regrets. Do you want one?
Emilija: ummm sure
[ a beat ]
Emilija: do you always give people you see a lot but barely talks to cookies or am i the chosen one
Emilija: i mean i aint saying no to sweet food its just that it rarely happens to me
If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open the post on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!
Meme Monday: Text Starters!
NOTE: You can send these off anon for them to be a text from your character to the one you’re sending it to, OR you can specify if you want that character to send it to someone else instead. For example, “[ TEXT ] sure, jan (to jan)” or even “[ TEXT ] george glass is obv fake (accidentally to jan, was meant for marcia)” or just change it to [ ACCIDENTAL TEXT ] if your character was the one who messed up!
ANGSTY/ANGRY
[ TEXT ]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore, I am so mad.
[ TEXT ]: You’re a piece of shit.
[ TEXT ]: I hate that bitch ______.
[ TEXT ]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love.
[ TEXT ]: You have to take me back. Please.
[ TEXT ]: ______ just pissed me off so much.
[ TEXT ] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when she saw I had a girl there, SHE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.
[ TEXT ] I don’t know how else to say this, but I think you’re a fucking bitch.
[ TEXT ] I’m sorry, okay? An apology is what you wanted, right?
[ TEXT ] Dude, I’ve got to get back on ______’s good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.
[ TEXT ] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
[ TEXT ] Give me one more chance.
[ TEXT ] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you.
[ TEXT ] I thought being with you would make me happy - I was wrong.
[ TEXT ] I should have known that when you said you still wanted to be friends, you didn’t mean it.
[ TEXT ] So, what, are you just not going to talk to me ever again?
[ TEXT ] How did we go from talking every single day to … this?
[ TEXT ] You know, you not answering my calls or texts is a testament to how much of a coward you really are.
[ TEXT ] You owe me a fucking apology.
[ TEXT ] (He/she/they) told me what you said, you asshole.
[ TEXT ] What the hell is wrong with you!?
[ TEXT ] Why the fuck would you do something like that?
[ TEXT ] YOU’RE A RUDE BITCH AND I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE LATER TODAY
[ TEXT ] Thank you for finally showing me the truth about you. The truth is, you’re a dick.
[ TEXT ] Please don’t do this.
[ TEXT ] The truth is I’m not over you.
[ TEXT ] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?
[ TEXT ] Go fuck yourself.
[ TEXT ] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now
[ TEXT ] Whenever I see ______ with ______, I want to scream.
FLIRTY/SEXY
[ TEXT ] I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night
[ TEXT ] I get nervous saying so in person, but I think you are pretty ______.
[ TEXT ] If we’re both single by the time we’re 35, let’s elope.
[ TEXT ] Just let me eat you out and be happy. Let me have this.
[ TEXT ] Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend?
[ TEXT ] Do you think ______ would say yes if I asked her out?
[ TEXT ] Holy crap ______ is fucking hot
[ TEXT ] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.
[ TEXT ] send me a picture and i’ll be there quicker ;)
[ TEXT ] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.
[ TEXT ] I am available for nakedness.
[ TEXT ] I think about ______ when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
[ TEXT ] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead.
[ TEXT ] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
[ TEXT ] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.
[ TEXT ] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.
[ TEXT ] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.
[ TEXT ] I can’t stop thinking about you.
[ TEXT ] I see the way you look at ______.
[ TEXT ] If I were with you right now, what would you want me to do to you?
[ TEXT ] Don’t tell ______ but she is so HOT.
[ TEXT ] Okay so I kinda told my family that I’m dating someone and they might think that it’s ______.
[ TEXT ] I think of some really naughty shit when I think of you
[ TEXT ] I want cuddles but I also want you to call me a good little slut
[ TEXT ] I’m cuter than all of your side hoes
[ TEXT ] can we forget about last night? don’t tell ______ please!
[ TEXT ] did you sleep with ______ ?!
[ TEXT ] dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[ TEXT ] Send me a sexy pic.
[ TEXT ] wanna hook up?
FRIENDLY/MISC
[ TEXT ] You should just forget ______ and move on.
[ TEXT ] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
[ TEXT ] I’m banned from the zoo.
[ TEXT ] It happened again.
[ TEXT ] Be careful.
[ TEXT ] I’m only saying it because I love you.
[ TEXT ] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.
[ TEXT ] If I banged a coworker last night but didn’t enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
[ TEXT ] That’s the third time this week!
[ TEXT ] That was one time. One time!
[ TEXT ] One more pun and I swear to God I’m going to take this phone and shove it up your ass.
[ TEXT ] Are you okay? I called you like a bunch of times last night.
[ TEXT ] Crappy coffee has toxins in it that will rob me of my creativity and my vigor.
[ TEXT ] DIBS ON ______.
[ TEXT ] I really like that you care about me
[ TEXT ] We need to talk. Call me.
[ TEXT ] So I just bumped into _______. That was interesting.
[ TEXT ] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[ TEXT ] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[ TEXT ] My tits just got serenaded.
[ TEXT ] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[ TEXT ] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[ TEXT ] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[ TEXT ] It may or may not have been your sister…
[ TEXT ] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[ TEXT ] Fact: You’re adorable. Also fact: You stink at board games. But I love you.
[ TEXT ] I’m a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. I’M DOOMED.
[ TEXT ] Can you and your overnight guest maybe keep it down? I’m trying to sleep.
[ TEXT ] I’m bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
[ TEXT ] Listen, I may be naive, but I know what it means when they send that eggplant emoji.
TEXT MESSAGE 📲 CHLOIJA
CHLOE: Toner helps. Though I'm not sure toner is supposed to go... everywhere.
Emilija: im not even surprised you didnt joke about it and actually tried to help, thats why i chose you, pikachu
Emilija: the other bitches would be askin questions and joking
Emilija: i think this means you're the mom of the group, chloe
So, the kiddos that I nanny for got pretty bad sunburns over the weekend and I’m completely lost on how to care for them. Thanks to my dark skin, I’ve never had to deal with the pain but it’s clear the little ones are miserable. I know aloe is a thing, but I don’t know what else I can do to make their pain a little bit more manageable? We usually go out and play in the sun, but now we’re all sprawled out on the couch watching cartoons while they cry/complain. Anyone who’s deal with really bad sunburns: help, please?
I’m starting to feel weird about going to the doctor whenever I’m in pain. It seems everyone else just asks their tumblr friends for help.
TEXTS || OPEN
MARLEY: I need you to tell me not to take this stray kitten home.
MARLEY: She’s been following me for three blocks.
MARLEY: She knows I want her 😭😭😭
Emilija: Ha, da pussy always knows when it's wanted!
[ a beat ]
Emilija: fuck, i read the contact name wrong
Emilija: pls tell me you're alive, babe Rose
Emilija: idk if that helps, but I could've said something worse???
Tweet Tweet
@goldenglovesam: Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and banana. You're welcome. #comeatmegiada #bobbyflaywho
@itsem-eeleeya: ewww. im beginning to question our friendship now, i’m just letting you know.
charliewolfemd:
I hope there’s nothing in the water. I would have a mental breakdown if I couldn’t get my coffee fix.
Chicks would have a breakdown if anything bad like that happened and not just because the coffee, lesbihonest. ACup is the gay shrine I didn’t know I needed
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Seriously, Em, I missed you LOL
Oh babe, should I pretend i was gone for more than one week to protect your image or do we want people to know how needy you really are?
The old Latvian woman sent hugs and galerts for you btw
aliciacouture:
I figure it’s better than going to the doctor, though. I feel like doctors just want to throw pills at everything, you know? If people have home remedies, or even herbal ones, I’m much more open to those. What did they say that had you convinced you were dying?
Don’t wanna come off as one of those people who loves arguing with semi-strangers on the internet, but is it really smarter to trust people with zero medical knowledge? Tea done wrong could be as bad lady.
It seems like you’re looking for a homeopath fam, just google one and good luck
I have iced my thighs, put peppermint oil on my temples, and put lavender in my diffuser. It is finally time to get down to studying. This residency and soccer thing is going to end me. I guess we’ll find out if what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
The world would be surprised by the things pretty blondes can endure. You fault residency and soccer, I say it has to do with ACup. Everyone is falling apart lately... do you think it’s something in the water?
I haven’t slept in days, and I have actually been feeling pretty okay about it. Until I went in to work today and my boss pointed out the fact that I was genuinely wearing odd shoes. Normally, I feel like you could try to shrug something like that off as a new trend, but I don’t know if that’d work with a Vogue boss… Anyway, if anyone has any sleeping remedies (I have tried melatonin and it hasn’t helped), please help me out. It would be much appreciated.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
The last time I asked something like that to the strangers on the internet, they convinced me I was dying. Have you talked to your doctor about it? I feel like they can give you better tips.
TEXTS || OPEN
BLAIR: There is an entire table of Girl Scouts selling cookies outside Aldi.
BLAIR: SOS I’M WEAK FOR TAGALONGS
Emilija: Oh, I have cookies at home. But thanks
Emilija: Oh my god, okay
Emilija: Buy them then?
Emilija: those poor scouts will b happy, you'll b happy
Emilija: win-win tbh
