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i have to romanticize everything otherwise i'll die

everything is shit im moving to vegas

me explaining why year 3000 by the jonas brothers is the best song ever written

#ITS SO CATCHY GOODNIGHT.#boy bands! and another one! and another one (and another one)#they were so right for that.#not much has changed but they live underwater #YEAHHHH

bawling my eyes out

#it wasn't his time!!!!!!! he planted flowers in the community garden did you know #they almost died over the summer but they're in bloom now #he was such a gentle man #he was so loved

some laws are okay to break btw. but traffic laws are absolutely never ever fucking part of that

#i hate people who speed i hate people who drive intoxicated i hate people who don't look for pedestrians i fucking hate all of you #family friend was hit in front of my fucking house and thrown 60 feet one month ago tomorrow #he just died in the icu and the motherfucker who did it didn't even stick around to see if he was okay #he turned 85 in the fucking hospital i cant stand you bitches sometimes #how does it feel to take a life? to know that you sentenced a man who was beloved by his family and his community to die a slow death in th #the hospital? a man who worked every day of his life to make sure his family was okay? who drove kids who weren't even related to him to sc #school so they could get their education? and to not even stick around? to not even know that you killed him? youre fucking sick #im so sad and angry the traffic laws in my area are shit and this is what it causes #the death of an 85 year old man who went out of his way to help others. one of the kindest men i ever had the privilege of knowing #im so heartbroken over this i dont even know what to do

those 'little german boy' posts r so funny to me bcos i babysit two little german boys who recently immigrated to the us, their english isn't very good yet but they're absolutely ruthless lmao theyve nicknamed me billie eilish bc i have dyed hair and they think the "no dick........ no balls" tiktok audio is the funniest thing ever

#babysat them again today theyre so fucking funny #ones 11 and ones 8 and they loooove football #and making fun of my iphone 8😔#me trying to put them to bed: guys let's go to bed [imitating sleeping 2 get the point across]#the kids w their thick german accents: no dick🤔 no balls😜#digital diary <3

why is everything expensive i think everything should be free always

#$500 therapy session........... stfu #this is why im not in therapy good lord #was looking at therapists specializing in kids like me and that was the average price wtf

smllscallywag

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

pagingdoctorcarter

how young is everybody here

#sunday in the park with george <3

pros and cons of making a big pot of soup

pro: you have a big pot of soup

con: you have to wash the big pot you made the soup in

#fighting for my life with this steel wool rn

thank you days off school for religious holidays i love you days off school for religious holidays

#no school tomorrow this is my saving grace

the epic highs and lows of high school sailing

#epic high: we fucking ATE that roll tack #epic low: we flipped the boat #yeah it's a cringe loser fail sport but its MY cringe loser fail sport

can i be so mean for a second guys. he looks like shane dawson

#he's a normal guy ig. but he looks like shane dawson

radishnt

ok i know we are always hyping up ibuprofen but can we have a momenct for peptoBismol becaus she ismy .best friend :-) pepto bidmol and i are like this 🤞

#tthis forreal

another win for the mediocre white boys

#hes. a guy the end #if i saw him in public and didn't know who he was i'd probably cross to the other side of the street tbh #id cross knowing who he was but id also. definitely cross regardless #this is a little mean but i hate him so

wonderlab

talbas

[id: trending in the united states: (all caps) hes ugly]

#IS IT #DID HE

fighting for my life trying to sew this iron on patch onto my battle jacket

#'why don't you just iron it on if it's an iron on patch' IT DOESBT WORK. SCRWAMING #its a paramore patch i thrifted like two years ago for a dollar fifty #its really cool and i was gonna put it on my old battle jacket but im glad i didn't since i lost that one #anyway. you can def tell that im a baby punk i think #like if you saw the battle jacket #not that that's a bad thing #but like. you CAN tell

itsfloortimebabey

a good chunk of my brainspace is dedicated to chris chambers at all times always. he is living there Rent Fucking Free

#i was so right for this. rent fucking free babey

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