I'm Only Here for Carter.

aka tessiete

[2nd-massachusetts]

Fanart for @pagingdoctorcarter's fic, Slouching Toward Bethlehem, which you should absolutely read. Treat yourself. I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[traycakes]

“Dear Sister” is the rare SNL sketch making fun of a specific pop culture moment that transcended the thing it is a satire of. No one remembers the OC but the sketch is still wonderful regardless.

[cinemaocd]

So I’m sure the lore is in the notes but here it is reconstructing from the rusty leaking trap of my memory: the Canadian show Degrassi used this music cue when the character Drake got shot. The OC used it in the exact same way the following year in an episode when Marissa shoots Trey. They also used different parts of this same song earlier in the episode at Caleb’s funeral. Actually connecting it to the the running theme of death/endings through the episode.

and SNL finally was just like enough already with the “Hide and Seek”

[asymbina]

it’s the overlapping music cues that kill me

[kittenboom]

^^^^^ these people get it

[hardyscal]

[blood-sucking-freaks]

I'm sorry I'll never be able to get over "I thought I would be married with two kids in college by now. Maybe have some property with a pond. We can play hockey on it in the wintertime. And yet, look at me now. No wife, no kids, no pond."

[shakedownstreet73]

His eyes in that scene.

[jezter911]

[tcifob]

what a 1st half for the hosts

Canada v Qatar • FIFA World Cup 2026

BC Place • Vancouver, Canada - June 18, 2026

Tobin Heath IG stories

[thirdpick]

‘29, ‘45+3, ‘90+2 — Jonathan David scores the 2nd hat trick of the 2026 World Cup and his (and Canada’s) first ever World Cup hat trick. He was one of the reasons why Canada got their first ever World Cup win today. All of the 2026 hosts have now won a game so far. [Match ended 6-0]

[tcifob]

hi Christine Sinclair 👋 legend 🙌

Canada v Qatar • FIFA World Cup 2026

BC Place • Vancouver, Canada - June 18, 2026

Tobin Heath IG stories

[valarrrtargaryen]

nathan saliba holds up teammate ismaël koné's jersey after scoring canada's 4th goal v. qatar—the latter was stretchered off mere minutes before, 06.18.2026

[relaxnotshaveeyebrows]

best part of the world cup so far is the commentators qualifying everything the canadian team does for the first time with “for the men’s national team” because the women have done it already

[jackabbot]

Noah Wyle as John Truman Carter III ER (1994-2009) 5.02 • Split Second

[kazroya]

First dip into SW art, and of course it had to be padawan era Obi-wan! With long hair because hell yeah.

[backonmybullsht]

ER - 15x19 & 6x14

[satanicfranic]

this and his surgical intern look were genuinely some of John’s greatest looks in history like oh my fucking GODDDDD

[roobydoos]

Shortbread

[nomorechoirs]

fr. “Disorder” by Vanesha Pravin

[miniaturesunblaze]

is there an audience for this